Tuba solo

A deep, low-pitched fart

"The last time I ate that much chili, I was doing tuba solos all night. My wife had to go sleep on the couch."

by Crossfire905 December 25, 2012

tuba circus

The cacophony of sound made by multiple noisy farts and/or bowel movements coming from multiple stalls in the mens bathroom.

I couldn't take a crap today at work; there was only one stall available in the mens bathroom and I didn't want to join the tuba circus.

by C. Elliot Lee September 20, 2013

tubagoo

A fat person. Not someone who has the genetic predisposition for obesity, but someone who, through poor diet and lack of exercise, has become a soft, floppy, pile of blubber.

Side bar: these people are generally the ones who, through moderate exercise, alcohol intake and diet correction can loose the tub...of goo.

Gawd, that is one tubagoo.

So this guy shows up on the date and (she) could not believe how much of a tubagoo he had become!

by glamrocker August 30, 2010

tuba fart

The expelling of gas resulting in a low tone like that made by a tuba. Akin to a bugle fart but a much lower tone is produced when really pushing hard in order to hammer that sucker out.

My coworker just let out an enormous booming tuba fart that literally shook my desk.

by thejimparker November 28, 2016

Ass Tuba

The act of farting loudly whilst sitting on the toilet

I thought I had to shit, but I just sat there playing ass tuba.

by D-McNasty January 1, 2012

tomball junior high

a crack house full of whores and faggots who run around with juuls in there muffs making themselves look hella gay.
Most importantly tomball is home, tomball is a place where you can truly express yourself by being extra faggot. the athletics department is home to many of the fast greasy niggers and coaches who act like they give a shit

I go to tomball junior high.

Wow, you must get fucked by your cousin on the weekends:)

by youngfatboy June 6, 2018

Tumajarbisaun

The underdog of Wenomechainsama.

person 1: wenomechainsama, Tumajarbisaun

nerd with crooked teeth: No, Its misspelled incorrectly. It's, "When i met you in the summer, To my heartbeat's sound."

person1: You're teeth are shapped incorrectly.

nerd with crooked teeth: *your

by vcxiumtms June 23, 2022