peek-a-poo

When taking such an epic dump that you get off the toilet before wiping to admire it.

"Dude -what are you doing in there? Dying?"
"No man, I'm playing peek-a-poo! Come in here and take a look at this animal!"

by D-McNasty June 05, 2014

Ass Tuba

The act of farting loudly whilst sitting on the toilet

I thought I had to shit, but I just sat there playing ass tuba.

by D-McNasty January 01, 2012