missouri tuxedo

When a man wears a sportcoat or blazer with jeans.

Yeah, since it was a company jeans day, my buddy was thinking he'd go with a canadien tuxedo for his meeting with the CEO, but his wife told him he should at least wear a Missouri Tuxedo to avoid looking like a douche.

by torque boy December 26, 2011

Dutch Tuxedo

A Dutch Tuxedo is a self induced condition in which you have farted in a coat, jump suit, snow suit, etc you are currently wearing. Your fart gets trapped and has only one place to escape: the neck opening. The fart is released directly into your own face.

You: Dude i just ripped one and it shot out the neck hole of my coat directly in my face!! Sick!!

Me: Nice Dutch Tuxedo you got there!!

by EazyNutz August 29, 2010

guido tuxedo

A tracksuit or warm-up suit. While intended for athletes to wear while on the sidelines at sports events, the guido has adopted the tracksuit as a integral part of his wardrobe. The top portion of the tuxedo should never be zipped up beyond the bottom reaches of the pectoral area of the torso, and is best complimented by an oversized gold crucifix. It can be worn alone, or with a plain white wifebeater, the only acceptable undergarment.

Ahh, yeah... nice guido tuxedo, man. Please tell me you're on your way to the gym or breakdancing lessons or something.

by Sloppy July 12, 2004

Toked Out

When you are high as hell

Look at that bitch! He's Toked Out!!

by Dwhacko February 11, 2008

Scranton Tuxedo

Khaki pants and blue blazer over either a light blue or white dress shirt. Most commonly offset with a red or yellow tie.

You could easily tell we were in Scranton by the plethora of Scranton Tuxedos around the court house.

by NEPA Native April 2, 2011

Turd in a Tuxedo

Something or someone of inferior quality masquerading as high class. Donald Trump in the embodiment of a 'Turd in a Tuxedo."

You can dress a turd in a tuxedo, but at the end of the day it is still a turd.

by LaughingAloud October 13, 2019

Tucked Like Underarmor

To conceal a firearm in ones waistband so snug that it resembles the tight fit of Underarmor.

Dylan: Hey man I'm kinda nervous we might get robbed...
Doug: Don't sweat it bro, I got that thang tucked like Underarmor.

by AlwaysTucked August 25, 2021