Tuddle bug

A cuddly pal

Lannie: you’re such a cute tuddle bug
Fenton: very mature of you, lannie

by Collettepicard3455 May 2, 2018

Tuddle Muffin

The ultimate cuddle buddy. Simply put, there’s nobody better.

Get you’re own tuddle muffin, he’s mine!!

by Leriks1296 May 8, 2018

Patrick “tuddle” Fowler

Patrick “tuddle” Fowler is a member of the on air talent on the Bubba the Love Sponge radio show based in Tampa Bay, Florida. He is a self described alcoholic with depression and ADD. He has quit and/or been fired from the show at least 5 times in the past decade, only to be rehired each time. He is known for his gross out stunts, self deprecating humor, impeccable comedic timing, assinine interviews, his yellow teeth (mustardmouth), and his ability to have a complete nervous breakdown on any given show.

Patrick “tuddle” Fowler is also known as P. Fowler the pussy prowler.

Tuddle put your head in the Fartbucket, Trace has a fart on deck.

by Dean Gallberry March 14, 2019

Lucky tuddle

A sexual maneuver involving two human partners and a dog. While the couple is engaged in coitus, the dog licks the top partners anus.

Patrick received a Lucky tuddle last night, with a furious snouting from his girlfriends mutt.

by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019

box turdle

When you've delayed a groundhogging turd so long, your anus gives up entirely and snaps it back inside.

"Hey, there's a bathroom. Want me to stop?"
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."

by Sweet Jimmy D April 24, 2014

sea turdle

The result of taking a crap in the ocean, aka code brown when executed in a pool.

Ryan: Sarah and I were doing a deep dive and she dropped a deuce at about 45 feet right in her wet suit.

Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.

by the comand'r October 26, 2014

Ninja Turdle

A turd that slips silently into the water.

I was afraid my big dump was going to make a loud kerplop and embarrass me in the office bathroom today, but luckily it was a Ninja Turdle.

by Baindawg December 4, 2012