Tucson How Do You Do

When you kiss your friend’s dad while he’s on the toilet

Bracken: Oh yeah my dad is in the bathroom
Christian: Well in that case I’ll give him a Tucson How Do You Do!

by DadSmoocher67 December 31, 2017

Tucson

Where dreams come to die and old people come to rot in the sun.

stay away from that city its like Tucson

by akridkiller February 17, 2009

Tucson

The second largest city in Arizona. Population of approximately 700,000. Located in Pima County. Home of the University of Arizona, the 46th best university in the nation. Also home to Pima Community College.

Often known for its "dry heat" since the humidity rarely passes 30%. Set in the middle of the Sonoran desert, it offers excellent scenery and some nice scenic drives.

"Tucson is a beautiful and scenic place to retire."

by Dan September 5, 2004

Tucson hello

The act of impregnating a woman by means of sexual intercourse. Generally performed by a man.

Did you hear? Jimmy gave Jamie a Tucson hello.

by ftbunky February 8, 2010

Tucson lobster

n. A species of usually college aged girls from the state of Arizona who tend to infest Southern California whenever the heat becomes unbearable in the desert. The Arizona sun gives them their lobster complexion and they spend their vacations driving badly, getting shitbag wasted in clubs and crowding California beaches.

It's spring break in San Diego, let's go bag some Tucson lobsters!

by G.I. Nigel August 25, 2010

Tucson

A city in Arizona full of unloyal ass bitches and niggas. Very rare to find love here or any type of friendship because nobody is solid here. Everybody hoes around and expects to be treated right lol bye

Person 1- "Damn she look like a hoe"
Person 2- "yeah she prolly from tucson"

by Jellyblob12 February 27, 2019

Tucson

A city of 500,000 in southern Arizona. Receives a lot of crap from everyone but is actually a really cool city. It's a place of self-made artists, vibrant colors, great mexican food, racial diversity, liberal culture, sunshine, and a whole lot of down to earth grittiness. Sure, it's fucking hot all summer- but winters are great, and in spring the desert blooms and is gorgeous. Sunsets here are amazing. The mountains are beautiful. The old architecture is fascinating (take a stroll through an old neighborhood to check it out!), and did you know that it has two of the top-rated high schools in the entire country? Not a good place for people who want to live in a perfect, clean, crimeless, uneventful, uninteresting piece of shit town. Also not a place for conservative assholes or anyone who hates mexicans. Tucson has real culture and real drama and real beauty. I love it here.

I'm moving to Tucson, it is the shit

by egregiouswaffle December 21, 2009