il' turcato

An Italian anomaly. Much like a small badger with bad breath, it is a vociferous mating animal that has no regard for the aesthetics of its mating partner. The Italian bloodline of the animal forces its brain to develop an erection at even the most hideous of creatures.

He suffers from 'il Turcato.
I must put down this beer as I am developing il' Turcato.
Il' Turcato made me do it.

by Harot April 12, 2005

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tubatron

So fat that the person gets stuck in water slide tubes

"wow that cat is a tubatron"

by Kidwidbid August 9, 2017

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Tubcat • Tubcation • tubatron • TUBATU • Tubbath • tubbathying • tubbatron • tubcake • Tubecat • Tuboat

scratch-tubate

To scratch one's own genitals as if masturbating

A: Hey, why are you scratch-tubating?
B: I need to scratch-tubate 'cause it feels like my dick is on fire. It must be a sex thing...
A: Holy shit, yo're crawling with crabs!
(from "The Big C", season 2, episode 4)

by Tara13 January 15, 2014

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tubcake

one who is pissing you off or is extremely annoying

Gosh Sam you r such a fuckin tubcake

by midget and dwarf May 17, 2009

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turcato

The act of taking and never ever ever giving back.

Man that guy is such a Turcato, he bought 1/8 of a bottle of bourbon, asked for a mixer then ate my dinner, drank my alcohol and then still left with his bourbon.

by Family Guy Fan 69 May 31, 2018

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