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Tuba means beautiful, she kind/sweet, and Is a queen.
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The Greatest instrument known to man. In the heirarchy of life:
1. Chuck Norris.
2. Tuba Players. (The Tuba itself was invented by chuck norris.)
3. God.
4. every one else.
Common band-speak: "Man I wish i could play tuba." Tuba: "Damn straight bitch!"
Also note the tuba motto: "Bitch we're the boss!"
by tubagod300 October 19, 2008
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A turkish female name .

Tuba’s are very good at stalking, they are very generous and kind hearted. they care about their friends all the time. they will never betray you. if you have a problem or anything that has been bothering you, just go to a Tuba and she will know what to do.
My best friend is such a Tuba.
by nailpolish October 1, 2019
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The only instument that matters.
The Soul of the band.
The definition of size matters.
A huge brass chick magnet.
The instrument of the gods.

Without a Tuba you have a group of instruments, with one, you have a BAND.
Girl: So you're in Band?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: What instrument do you play?
Boy: Tuba.
Girl: Your place or mine?
by Carpere_Die_Cum_Tuba November 5, 2012
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The Sexiest instrument of and the greatest union EVER

The
Union of
Bad
Asses
Tuba player: man i have the best instrument BITCH
Band geek: I can do my Eb scale on trumpet but i wish i played tuba
Tuba Player: Its Cause we're sexy!
by TubaPower July 12, 2009
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THE SUPERIOR INSTRUMENT!!! Despite its HORRIBLE stereotypes.
Wow, I just broke my balls with this tuba!
by Kakaiah Zasian November 14, 2020
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