toothy

(adj) second rate falatio that is usually painful because of the overuse of teeth.

She gives good head but it was kinda toothy.

by mikealika August 28, 2007

Toothy blow

What most girls mistakenly think passes for a blowjob because none of their lovers have had the balls to tell them to open their goddamn mouth wider.

"How the hell did you get AIDS from a blowjob?"
"It was a toothy blow, man...(sniff)"

by Intermezzo February 8, 2005

toothy

having a massive grin, usually to the extent where the teeth overshadow the rest of the face

That chick is so toothy you have to wonder who's the star of the show. Her or her teeth?

Toothy celebrities include:

by ReverseHaloEffect September 4, 2006

Toothy Tile

another word for gay men.

Girl 1: I heard that Jake Gyllenhaal is finally going to marry Reese Witherspoon.

Girl 2: I can't believe Jake is still keeping up this sham with Reese. Everyone knows he's Toothy Tile!.

by Danneel September 28, 2008

tothy

(adj) blissfully ignorant of one's aggravation of others' lives; annoying by very nature; loud, frustrating, and overconfident

Also: tothiness, tothly

pronunciation: TOETH-ee, TOETH-ee-ness, TOETH-lee

Eva: Dude, Andrew is so tothy!
Christina: You can't blame him. It's just how he is.
John: But Andrew's tothiness is so apparent, he must be aware of it!

by OoA March 3, 2010

toothy starfish

An asshole so full of hemorrhoids and/or anal warts that when you insert your penis into it, you feel more like you're receiving a toothy blow.

"Tom, why does your dick look like it went through a meet grinder?"
"Because I took the dirt path and to my horror she had a fucking toothy starfish!"
"Shit. Rest in peace Tom's dick. Rest in peace."

by CaptinStabN September 26, 2017

toothy head

A person not well experienced with fellatio; often scrape their teeth over the tender meatus of a penis head.

Betty Lou was not very good giving Tyrone head. She scraped his meatus while giving him toothy head.

by Richard Black March 2, 2005