Truthfuck

A true statement about you that you either do not want to hear or are ashamed/embarressed about.

"Hey Sofia, remember when I said you were a lot better looking than Alexa?"
"Yeah..."
"I was lying"
"What!? What a harsh thing to say!"
"Truthfuck"

by DayJay May 10, 2009

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truthfulism

-noun
1.) the amount of truth a statement possesses
-adjective
1.) a synonym for the word "true"

-noun
1.) "The truthfulism quotient of that statement is quite high, my friend."
-adjective
1.) Bob: Man, I'm never going to get a chick.
Ryan Crepack: Truthfulism.

by Ryan Crepack February 7, 2008

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truthfucked

when the truth sounds so much like an elaborate lie it's not believable.

"I took 2 weeks of ignoring everything else writing this final essay, I even went out of my way to learn to code it into a beautiful PDF.. I am resending it now, as it was corrupted in the attachment process, in the same form as before..." ..Now, you are truthfucked.

by shmeggeggle March 26, 2014

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My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.

Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.

by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023

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