Living a decadent life filled with exotic drugs, music festivals and Daddy's credit card, the trust fund hippy leads quite a lavish existence. A delusional breed of trust fund babies inspired by ideals of free-love, artistic expression and environmental conservatism, these particularly abhorrent hypocrites usually amount to nothing more than lazy acid-loving potheads who refuse to to recognize their place in society as cash-cows for largely unoriginal music acts fueled by new age technology, massively oversized speakers and lightshows so over-the-top and spectacular that the true hippies of the '60's and '70's probably would have enlisted in 'Nam just to see them set to Pink Floyd. Tell a trust fund hippy that a life of live music and drugs inherently requires a significant financial backing simply not available to 99% of people in the world and you'll be met with outright anger and denial. They will tell you their lifestyle is about mind-opening experiences and spreading peace and love as they take a drag of Cali's finest weed on the way to Coachella where they'll make about 5 videos commemorating the weekend on their latest version of the iPhone.
Trust fund hippy 1: Dude, I ate 5 grams of shrooms last night and realized something.
Normal human being: What?
Trust fund Hippy: Life is beautiful, man.
Normal human being: Yeah, it should be if your parents give you money to smoke weed all day, party all night and go to like 5 music festivals a year, douche.
Trust fund hippy: Dude! I'm just careful with my allowance and save it for things I really like! Don't be a dick, man!
Normal human being: I hate everything about you
Normal human being: What?
Trust fund Hippy: Life is beautiful, man.
Normal human being: Yeah, it should be if your parents give you money to smoke weed all day, party all night and go to like 5 music festivals a year, douche.
Trust fund hippy: Dude! I'm just careful with my allowance and save it for things I really like! Don't be a dick, man!
Normal human being: I hate everything about you
by alcoholism is hilarious April 27, 2014
Mercedes + faux "green" philosophy + carbon belching vacations +
visting the parents at their colonial mansion + expensive, top of the
line REI / Patagonia + Uptight, holier-than-thou attitude on all
subjects, including ones in which others have greater expertise + Long
stints in college possibly leading to decent semi-academic career
although still one that is disappointing to one's parents OR just follow Phish and disappoint one's parents +
+ rowing team/ultimate frisbee/"outdoors"/longboarding/surfing, etc. + boarding school + the "king" stoner of the boarding
school + no "rules" for one's own kids/dogs/other hippie buddies because that's "too oppressive" + plenty of judgment and "rules" for other
kids/dogs/people = trust fund hippie
visting the parents at their colonial mansion + expensive, top of the
line REI / Patagonia + Uptight, holier-than-thou attitude on all
subjects, including ones in which others have greater expertise + Long
stints in college possibly leading to decent semi-academic career
although still one that is disappointing to one's parents OR just follow Phish and disappoint one's parents +
+ rowing team/ultimate frisbee/"outdoors"/longboarding/surfing, etc. + boarding school + the "king" stoner of the boarding
school + no "rules" for one's own kids/dogs/other hippie buddies because that's "too oppressive" + plenty of judgment and "rules" for other
kids/dogs/people = trust fund hippie
Dude, you drive a Mercedes SUV identical to your folks'! You are a Trust Fund Hippie! Just admit it!
by wadeus March 24, 2009
A child or young adult that are considered widely privileged and wealthy, due to the fact that all their expenses are paid for by their parents.
Friend: Man, how can she afford that nice car without a job?
You: She's a trust fund baby, dude. Her parents probably paid for the car AND the insurance.
You: She's a trust fund baby, dude. Her parents probably paid for the car AND the insurance.
by Kelly Naomi C. August 18, 2010
A Person who has alot of money set aside for them and has no responsibilities. Everything is paid for them by their trust. Most don't even know what it feels like to lift a finger or even have a job. In some cases, they act like spoiled brats for the rest of their lives and depend on their parents too.
by idontfuckwitchuuu April 13, 2015
Why Don't We's best song yet. Ed Sheeran wrote it for them and the boys have hidden clues in their awesome music video. Totally worth your time and a sexy catchy song.
"I don't really want no Trust Fund Baby, I like my women independant! And I say to people thats my lady, and we dont need nothing e-e-e-e-else."
by Cami0Grace March 22, 2018
A wealthy, privileged child with no real world skills. These people are pampered beyond limit. Usually they are an only child. They don't necessarily have a trust fund by their name but their folks may have enough money create one. They are usually a prima donna type.
Person 1: Dude, look at Manish over there with those new sneakers & leather jacket. Man, how can he afford that expensive shit?
Person 2: His parents must filthy rich n all. Sounds like a Trust Fund Baby to me.
Person 1: Huh, I'll be damned.
Person 2: His parents must filthy rich n all. Sounds like a Trust Fund Baby to me.
Person 1: Huh, I'll be damned.
by AJ2478 August 16, 2014
by emo_kid224 April 14, 2006