truss

the equivalent of four scaramuccis

"How old's your son now?"
"He'll be turning six trusses next Monday"

by SomebitchnamedDeltrese October 20, 2022

truss

noun: (medical) a bandage consisting of a pad and belt; worn to hold a hernia in place by pressure and to hinder further protrusion.

verb (1): to tie the legs and arms of a person before engaging in sexual intercourse. ("I trussed up the dolly mop before turning her on to me three card trick.)
(2): to secure with or as if with ropes. ("'Truss up the S&M students,' Fanny ordered.")
(3): to take fast hold of; to seize and hold firmly; to pounce upon. obsolete
(4): to execute by hanging; to hang; -- usually with up. slang

Archie: I can't believe your mother made me go with her to the groinicologist.

Gloria: You should be more understanding.

Archie: When I had a hernia, I didn't make Edith wear the truss!

-- "All in the Family"

by Nelly Scratch January 15, 2007

Truss

Truss is a sexy smart girl who is never scared to do anything when u first meet her she may seem nice but when I get to know her she might have that little attitude with u just don’t get on mad or get on her bad side because underneath all that meanis is a sensitive Girls that’s loving

Truss had a attitude with me today but that’s ok

by Money_is_my_life_22 November 14, 2018

Truss

A universal word, used often to agree with people. But can also be used as an adjective.

John - “Bro, I have to take a massive sh*t”

Tom - “Truss”

by Thrumpton February 17, 2022

Truss

Someone who's been promoted far beyond their usefulness or competence

My new manager is a Truss

by drmaggot October 14, 2022

Truss

To fire the friend who did exactly what you asked them to do, while you keep your own job.

I can't believe Kwasi Kwarteng got Truss'd for bringing in that budget.

by Beerguyrob October 15, 2022

Truss

A term to represent a unit of time representing 45 days, In the same vain Kardashian is used to represent 72 days.

"I'm taking and extended vacation from work, I was going for a month but I'm now taking a truss instead"

by Bear737 October 21, 2022