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He so Trumpish that his rearview is turned to show his reflection, he constantly bumps into people in the street because he is looking at his reflection in store windows rather than where he is going.
by TCfromDC February 10, 2017
Get the Trumpish mug.Trumpenese - The language President Trump uses to speak. Trumpenese is constructed using English words, however, the meaning behind those words is dynamic (i.e. "Alternative Facts' or 'Alternative Meaning'.) There are various dialects of Trumpenese, but the most common can be broken down as follows:
1. Projecting Trump's faults by declaring others' faults instead. See twitter for examples.
2. Using alternative facts, such as, "I'm like, a really smart guy." Or, "The Trump inauguration was viewed more than any other."
3. Insecurity Mix: A mix of the two dialects above, which usually consists of bashing someone else, then using alternative facts to make himself feel better, and hopes everyone agrees.
4. Butter-you-up approach: Tell everyone and anyone that he's their biggest supporter and he will do what it takes, regardless if at the time it contradicts everything else he has stated in the past. It feels good at the time, but makes you start to question your sanity as a normal human person.
5. Rambling Scary President: A good example of this, basically combines all of the above, where he talks about things that didn't happen (i.e. Rain stopping and starting magically, how the CIA will be unrestrained, and how "getting another chance at taking oil" may be a good idea, who knows?) It seems this dialect is the hardest to classify, because it flows so freely between them all.
1. Projecting Trump's faults by declaring others' faults instead. See twitter for examples.
2. Using alternative facts, such as, "I'm like, a really smart guy." Or, "The Trump inauguration was viewed more than any other."
3. Insecurity Mix: A mix of the two dialects above, which usually consists of bashing someone else, then using alternative facts to make himself feel better, and hopes everyone agrees.
4. Butter-you-up approach: Tell everyone and anyone that he's their biggest supporter and he will do what it takes, regardless if at the time it contradicts everything else he has stated in the past. It feels good at the time, but makes you start to question your sanity as a normal human person.
5. Rambling Scary President: A good example of this, basically combines all of the above, where he talks about things that didn't happen (i.e. Rain stopping and starting magically, how the CIA will be unrestrained, and how "getting another chance at taking oil" may be a good idea, who knows?) It seems this dialect is the hardest to classify, because it flows so freely between them all.
"Crooked Hillary" is Trumpenese for, "I am very crooked myself, me, Mr. Trump!"
"The Trump inauguration was the most viewed in History." is Trumpenese for: "My inauguration was not as popular as some of the others."
"You all voted for me, right!?" (talking to 300+ CIA employees) is Trumpenese for: "I am an extremely insecure man."
"The Trump inauguration was the most viewed in History." is Trumpenese for: "My inauguration was not as popular as some of the others."
"You all voted for me, right!?" (talking to 300+ CIA employees) is Trumpenese for: "I am an extremely insecure man."
by MPHStu January 22, 2017
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I was driving to the mall, going the speed limit, but the person behind me was in a big hurry and kept blowing his horn. I refused to be bullied into speeding (and possibly getting a ticket). Finally, he zoomed by me, and as he passed, the person in the passenger seat leaned out of his window, flipped me off and yelled, "Learn to drive, you stupid b__tch!" Clearly, he was having a trumpish day.
by CalamityJean November 15, 2016
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Get the Trumplestoopfuk mug.When you are a moron, idiot or US american republican and you talk complete bullshit or show a lack of logic behind the things you say.
- bringing arguments to a discussion which are out of context e.g. "Well, I know we have around 12,000 people who are killed each year but do you know what we really should care about? Obama's birth certificate, because this is much more important right now!"
- you blame others which are "worse than you" in order to play down one shitty move of yours e.g. "Yes, we are out of the Paris climate agreement, but we are only have the 2nd largest carbon emission in the world. China is No. 1 here!" and while you say that you completely ignore that the US is in fact No. 1 if one takes the size of the population into account.
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"Wow, that guy has a trumpish way to express himself!"
"This guy is completely trumpish!"
"That's a trumpish way to say that!"
- you blame others which are "worse than you" in order to play down one shitty move of yours e.g. "Yes, we are out of the Paris climate agreement, but we are only have the 2nd largest carbon emission in the world. China is No. 1 here!" and while you say that you completely ignore that the US is in fact No. 1 if one takes the size of the population into account.
The term used in a sentence:
"Wow, that guy has a trumpish way to express himself!"
"This guy is completely trumpish!"
"That's a trumpish way to say that!"
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Get the Trumpistan mug.I saw Joe today and he was acting rather trumpish about his Mexican neighbours but honestly above all his pengus was showing in his golf shorts.
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