Trumpitis

The "disease" that causes you too spend too much money and file for bankruptcy because of it.

I hate how Trumpitis affects 90% of Americans.Thats just sad.

by ICameHereForTheAppleJuice November 25, 2015

Trumpitis

The disease whose symptoms are constipation of the brain with simultaneous diarrhea of the mouth.
This disease has now been named Trumpitis to honor the person who has demonstrated the effects on a continuing daily basis.

The symptoms of Trumpitis cannot be alleviated by use of an astringent even though it appears that Donald used one before speaking in an attempt to demonstrate that pursed lips indicate thought prior to speaking.

by Chapter XI July 18, 2016

Trumpitis

A profound feeling of pending done. A gut feeling that the world as you knew it is about to change. See also nuclear war, Holocaust, end of days.

I was suffering from trumpitis

by Insane joe kane April 7, 2017

Trumpitized

Being traumatized by acts and/or statements made by a Narcissistic clown.

I was watching the news and was trumpitized by Donald Trumph's tweets.

by Maddog July 10, 2017

Trumpitized

The state of being traumatized by Trump's election as President

The world is Trumpitized, wondering how he made it to the Presidency.

by MarianneM November 16, 2016

Trumpitis

Most common symptoms include Umpa Lumpa-toned skin, reverse-mullet which is combed to one side, pursed lips when talking, and aversions to all things Rosie O'Donnell. Due to the last symptom listed, this affliction is often misinterpreted as a regular Rosie hate, which is wide-spread. Named after Donald Trump, who is most famously known for selling Serta mattresses.

Trumpitis: "You're fired"

by Bribribribribri November 25, 2010

Trumpfiction

A fan fiction containing our silky haired savior, Donald "Thicc" Trump

"Only 16 inches? Your Trumpfiction is shit"

by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016