Truffle Shuffle 

When you have to take a dump but are too preoccupied with what you're doing to take a break until the resulting abdominal pain is too great to ignore. The result is this embarrassing slow, hunched-over shuffle to the bathroom. Commonly performed by friends when playing MMOs in large gaming gatherings or other similar situations.

1: "Dude, can you believe Mike's wicked winning streak in the Rumble Pit? It was 3 hours of brutality! Total God mode action."
2: "Yeah, he was glued to that screen and talkin smack, but he's paying for it now. You see him doin the truffle shuffle down the hall?"
1: "Ha ha. Powned by Mother Nature!"

Truffle Shuffle by Cyrano Cytoplasm October 12, 2007

Truffle Shuffle 

The act of shitting on someones chest then shuffling up their chest and wiping your ass along their nose.

After I did the truffle shuffle for her she said she was smelling shit for weeks.

Truffle Shuffle by Beachmaster2 December 31, 2009

Truffle shuffle 

When a fat person doesn’t lift their feet as they walk and their feet drag against the carpet making an annoying sound.

That fat bitch Christina never picks her feet up. She’s doing the truffle shuffle.

Truffle shuffle by Frankie Tee July 2, 2018

Truffle shuffle 

When a kid goes after an adult like an Oldman goes after a kid.

He's doing the truffle shuffle he's hitting on her.

Truffle shuffle by Betty2025 June 14, 2016

truffle shuffle 

what you and your stepsis do when you hit record

me: hey, stepsis, wanna try out the truffle shuffle?
her: ooh sounds fun *takes off her tshirt*

truffle shuffle by owlyfighter July 11, 2021

portuguese truffle shuffle 

Where you shove your finger in your poop hoop and bunny hop forward in a shuffling motion, then remove your selected finger from your sphincter and hold it in the air like a truffle and skiff your best buddy.

Pedro asked Philippe how he managed to pull the scouse lass, he simply told her, 'I used the old favourite Portuguese truffle shuffle'.

portuguese truffle shuffle by Truffla April 24, 2014

C-Note Truffle Shuffle 

When a fat white kid, crip walks past you with a female outside...

If I ever see Herman C-Note Truffle Shuffle with his younger sister, I'm gonna push his fat ass into parking lot traffic, film it, and show it to my dealer.

C-Note Truffle Shuffle by ForbiddenRamen September 26, 2023