Some big ass whore you wake up next to in the morning after a long night of drinking from a bar that serves penuts. You find yourself in her apartment surround by cheap novelty trinkets that you would only find at a truckstop, such as glass unicorns and snow globes. This whore may consume mass quanities of cheap schnapps.
I got hammered last night and woke up next to a Truckstop Trinket whore
1. To hit someone (usually a poser or poseur) with the trucks of a skateboard
Truckslap (noun)
1. The act of truckslapping someone or something
Robert: "Hey James you suck! Poser!"
James: "Do you want me to truckslap you?"
Robert: "What's a truckslap?"
James: "This!" *smacks Robert upside the head with his skateboard"
Robert: "Oh!"