Trucker Insanity

When a trucker guy or girl goes crazy from being in a truck for long periods of time, having to eat shitty food, and not knowing where the hell he/she is.

After only two days in the truck, Bob the trucker developd a severe case of trucker insanity; the truck smelled terrible because of all the greasy food he dropped, the seat was extremely uncomfortable, and he was in the middle of some random state with extremely cold temperatures without a jacket.

by arlingojo December 28, 2011

trucker paulsen

noun; stubby armed beer aficionado. Usually broke, but somehow manages to acquire mind-altering substances. Talks about women much more than actually being around them.

"We just ran out of beer and titties. I guess trucker paulsen's leaving now."

by chandizl December 16, 2008

trucker crotch

the combination scent of anus and ball sack commonly obtained after spending many hours driving or being in a car.

After driving his eighteen wheeler across the country. Hank's date took off his pants and realized he had a bad case of trucker crotch.

by closed call February 6, 2010

Truckers Coffee

Coffee laced with methamphetamine.

I drank some truckers coffee to stay awake for an 11-hour long haul.

by ngtc July 9, 2014

trucker tan

Tan on one of your arms... happens when u drive around in the summer and rest one arm out the window.

Guy 1: Dude... why is your one arm darker than the other?
Guy 2: Its cause ive been driving around all summer... its a trucker tan man...

by Papageorgiou June 1, 2006

trucklet

A very small truck. Hauls what you need, if you don't need to compensate.

It's not a truck; it's not a car. It's a trucklet.

by Cowbert von Moo October 19, 2005

Trucked Sticked

When a person gets hit extremely hard in any type of physical sport

That kid got Trucked Sticked so hard they had to call an ambulance

by Schwartzy391 June 23, 2008