Trouser Trout

Similar to a trouser snake but usually employed while standing in a small fishing boat with oars. Primarily involves hanging a freshly caught fish out of the fly of your pants while swearing and giving the finger to passing motor boats.

Hey a-holes check this!! Kiss my trouser trout!! You noisy buggers are scaring the fish.

Trouser Trout by CATSASS11 October 4, 2010

Trouser Trout

When a man has intercourse with a nasty, rank, woman's vagina and proceeds to not shower within a 5 hour period, therefore causing his dick to smell like a rotten fish.

Jeff suffered from some mean Trouser Trout after that night with the lot-lizard!

Trouser Trout by Butler Butt Clogger March 16, 2012

Trouser Trout

A penis..a dick..a cock.

It's girls night out..the ladies & I are going fishing for trouser trout. Strictly "catch&release" NO KEEPERS! 🤣

Trouser Trout by ItsMe78 August 3, 2023

trouser trout

"Trouser Trout" is the male equivalent of the female "Camel Toe". The Trouser Trout is visible when the male is aroused or when the pants are very tight. Some would say, the trouser trout is rising for the hatch.

Dick refused to stand when answering the question because he was packing a lunker of a "Trouser Trout". His Trouser Trout was in spawn mode as Dick eyed Jane's and Sally's budding camel toes.

trouser trout by pseudoman6 October 13, 2016

trouser trout

When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water

*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs

“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter”

trouser trout by ugonnalearn_t_day January 19, 2021

trouser-trout 

What a fisherman brings home to his girlfriend or wife to eat when he doesn't catch a fish. (His penis)

Honey, I'm home from fishing. I hope your in the mood for trouser-trout, I just got done cleaning it. It's alright with me if you want to share it with your girl friend.

trouser-trout by ZZZ4 October 18, 2009

one eyed trouser trout 

A humorous metaphor for the human male sex organ.

Shiela's romantic advances started the rising of Waldo's one eyed trouser trout.

one eyed trouser trout by Ron August 2, 2003