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trolilol

A man who deserves to be called a trolilol.
Bob : "hey, what time is it ?"
Bob's friend : "If I had a watch, I would have told you the time, unfortunately I have no wrist."
Bob : "No way, you fucking trolilol !"
by JPdubled April 11, 2017
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parasitic troglodyte

An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.
Man, I made a stupid decision, I'm a parasitic troglodyte.
by sweetswede August 17, 2010
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trollogy

A series which claims to be a trilogy or have 3 parts but in reality does not.
Douglas Adams' Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy claims to be a trilogy in 4 parts, making it a trollogy.

The Lord of The Rings series, if you count the Hobbit, it is a trollogy.
by Schweff December 13, 2012
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Trollop Twins

A pair of slut best friends. Most of the time they share the guys they fuck or target guys with girlfriends. Their escapades usually take place after drinking large amounts of alcohol thus being drunk whores. Oh and they also do large amounts of drugs together. Basically, they're scumbags.
The trollop twins went hard at that party last night. One was outside in the cold getting a train ran on her while the other domed up some kid with a girlfriend. Drunk whores.
by SomeonewhoLOLsattrolloptwins January 22, 2011
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Troglosaur

A troll like humanoid with no concern for personal health, image, or hygene. These creatures can often be found at lunch buffets, "all you can eat" dining establishments, or fast food restaurants. They are pack oriented for safety reasons, although contention within the pack can often be found over "the last chicken wing".

During these times you may want to cover your ears, as the troglosaur roar is piercing. Fights are typically brief whether during feeding times or even when confronted by their bipedal slimmer counterparts, as lung capacity is small and blood flow is difficult due to gravy consistency.

Mating is unfortunately more prevalent than expected, although various mechanical hoists and lifts are often needed. Troglosaurs pose little threat to society (other than being inflationary) due to the slow movement, but if approached, confrontation can be avoided by pointing in a random direction, then shouting "lunch buffet" and walking away. Treadmills, vegetables, and small portions are mortal enemies.

The troglosaur can also be found with their smoking cousins, often in liberal establishments, such as the welfare office. (Trog-LO-sawr)
Dude, that girl you went home with last night was a total Troglosaur. Seriously, how did you survive? Examples: Homer Simpson, Roseanne, Anyone over 4XL, etc.
by Zerosums May 9, 2011
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Sports Troglodyte

One who takes excessive joy in watching any of the offerings of ESPN. These people would prefer watching mindless repetitive droning about irrelevant sports nonsense over more interesting channels such as The Science Channel, The History Channel, or any other cable channel providing any information that may be useful in any way.
I went to the gym today and all 10 TVs were on ESPN. God I wish those sports troglodytes would at least sacrifice one of their precious TVs so we could at least watch something blow up on the history channel?
by uuth September 30, 2010
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Trolove

Bob: Hahaha, you loser. I'm going to expose you.
Sam: Hey that's not cool man!
Bob: It's called trolove, brah!
by trololcat7 July 9, 2011
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