Tristan Sullivan

Tristan, is a man who posses the ugliest traits of them all. tristan tends to be quite a loser. people only like tristan as he is good at video games and he is so ugly that he is funny. Tristan will never have any hope finding a female partner and wants to suck bailey browns tits.

"Oh no is that tristan sullivan"
"yeah, he is soooo ugly"

by Gary's Tennis Coaching March 24, 2019

Tristan Syndrome

When someone is acting like a nena (little girl) and being gay by not taking opportunities to fornicate with women

Bob: why didn't josh have sex with Lisa?
James: I don't know he's been acting like a girl lately i think he has Tristan Syndrome

by Hangoner February 4, 2013

Tristan Salmon

A sexy ass nigga Who watches one peice and is horrible at every single game he touches

Yo I don't want to play with Tristan Salmon he is so trash

by SuburbanED July 18, 2021

Tristan Sanchez-Alex

A big dick daddy who is athletic as fuck and cute.

Random big booty bitch: He's so hot, he's definitely a Tristan Sanchez-Alex

by Every Bitch March 9, 2022

tristan spiesky

Some Nazi that thinks he’s cool. Makes frequent ‘Your Mom Jokes’ and talks about burning Jews.

Hey, have you seen that new kid? Yea, he’s a Tristan Spiesky

by joIJD December 11, 2018

Tristan syndrome

Someone who who has Tristan syndrome is a waste of pengnes (fitness)

‘Omg look at him’
‘Yh but he has Tristan syndrome’
‘Eww’

by JeannetteBaker294 November 27, 2019

Tristan syndrome

A waste of pengness

Girl "hes so peng omg"
Boy "yeh but he has tristan syndrome"

by Sophie turner November 27, 2019