Tagarrhea

Social media posts having an obscene amount of hashtags, especially when there are more tags than the words in the post itself. It’s as though the user had hashtag diarrhea, hoping to get that exposure.

SM post: Awesome day! 😽

#BullshitMonday
#BullshitTuesday
#BullshitWednesday
#BullshitThursday
#BullshitFriday
#BullshitSaturday
#BullshitSunday
#Instafam
#FamstaIn
#InstaHot
#GetMotivated
#InstaFluencers
#FuckDemHaturzzz
#IDrinkHaturade
#LifeGoals
#WorkInProgress
#FiteMeIRL
#InstaMommies
#Fitspiration
#JustCrossfittingOverHere
#MomLyfe
#YouKnowIt
#MoneyMaker
#YouHateMeCuzYouAintMe
#BossyBabes
#Doterra4Lyfe
#EssentialOils
#MLMRockstars
#OilsHealDoctorsKneel
#TwoWordsAnd30Hashtags

“Damn, that post ain’t nothing but tagarrhea!”

by c July 7, 2019

Thairrhea

Loose bowel movements had by one after eating Thai food. Much like diarrhea but often has an additional "sting" when on the way out because of the curry and hot red chilis.

After the Tom Kha and Pad Thai I had for lunch I've been on the toilet all afternoon with Thairrhea.

This Thairrhea spell I'm going through is really making my ass burn.

by huevones3 September 22, 2009

tirerrhea

Pronounced "Tire-re-ah": A large chuck of dirty ice that has frozen inside the wheel well of your car after a drive through snow or slush. Eventually dropping off like a large turd in your driveway or the street.

Coined in 1987 by a contest caller to WHYN-AM radio in Springfield Mass.

I cant turn my front wheels!

Kick that lump of tirerrhea out of there, ya moron.

by Al Peterson January 18, 2008

Tryarrhea

Tryarrhea: what you get when you try new food. the act of tasting new food results in stomach cramps and diarrhea.

Tony and Kim went to sushi for the first time after her hoetox session. they ordered several items off the menu that they did not recognize and ate it all with 10 cups of saki. Before they left the restaurant they had to go to the bathroom.

Tony: ( texts to kim while she is sitting on the toilet) are you okay?

Kim: No, I just had tryarrhea. I'll be out in about 15 minutes.

by christee146 March 28, 2011

Pad Thaiarrhea

1. A bowel conditioning resulting from eating poorly prepared Pad Thai.

2. A dish to be served to someone you dislike. Here is the recipe:

Ingredients:
Pad Thai

Directions:
Eat Pad Thai.
Marinate in stomach for two hours.
Mix in small intestine for six hours.
Bake in large intestine for two hours at 98.6 degrees.
Form into small loafs with colon (consistency will vary).
Serve on best china.

Voila!

This dish is sometimes called "Thai Surprise."

Number Of Servings: Will vary.

Preparation Time: Will vary depending on personal issues.

That is the last time I ever eat at THAT restaurant! Their noodles gave me Pad Thaiarrhea for three days.

After my former landlord refused to return my deposit, I whipped him up a steaming plate of Pad Thaiarrhea and left it on his doorstep in a Chinese takeout box.

by Rogan January 7, 2007

Driarrhea

Driarrhea: The dried brown residue commonly seen on the bottom inside of toilet seats when a man lifts it up to pee. Most commonly found in public restrooms.

I always check for driarrhea before I sit down in any public bathrooms.

by insanediego October 11, 2012

Tanarrhea

The brown stains left on sheets, clothing, the floor of the shower, etc. from your spray-on tan when you are wet or sweaty. The most embarrassing tell-tale sign that you've been to the spray tanning booth instead of outside in the natural sunlight.

He told me he was so tan from all of his outdoor activities, but when he spent the night he left tanarrhea all over my sheets from his spray on tan!

OMG, I was rubbing my leg against him while we were dancing and suddenly realized I'd left tanarrhea all over his jeans!

by Blondezvous2u February 28, 2013