Tree Hugger

The act of a male sticking his branch up a female's woodpecker hole, and then rubbing his sap all over her face. Then waiting until the sap dries, to let the golden shower wash it away.
Did you see that Tree hugger the other day, that was insane.
Yea i loved the way they acted that out
by AHS@LUNCH May 17, 2011
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Tree Hugger

sumone who hugs treez 4 fun...
OMG HIPPIES!!! :P .Weird.
by Sabian June 04, 2004
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Tree Hugger

A person who measures the DBH (diameter at breast height)of a tree before it is harvested. When they use their foresters tape to measure trees, they wrap the tape around the tree which makes them look like they are hugging the tree.
Marcus looked like he was hugging a tree when he was measuring the DBH before it was harvested. He is a real tree hugger.
by TimWVU July 11, 2008
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Tree Hugger

A man or a woman who's dating someone WAAAAY older than he/she is. Most likely someone with children with his/her husband/wife away. This term came to life through comparing an old tree with a partner the person is having.
Guy: Dude! You're a fucking Tree Hugger! That bitch has 2 kids!

Guy 2: Aww cmon man, the ho's husband's out of town for two weeks! Let's live life to the fullest!

Girl: I'm such a Tree Hugger!

Girl 2: Yes you are.
by lubidoobidoo January 15, 2010
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tree hugger

An Enviornmentalist
Hes such a tree hugger
by Nick April 18, 2003
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tree hugger

An environmentalist or one who believes trees and all living things should not be cut down or harmed. Someone who works to protect the environment from destruction or pollution.
Suzie's such a tree hugger she chained herself to a redwood to keep the loggers from cutting it down.
by Rick January 09, 2005
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tree-huggers

The Bosmer Elves or more commonly known as “Wood Elves.”

Roaming their forests, jumping around in tree houses and saving the Valenwood from intruders they fight... by denying any use of trade routes, commerce or consuming businessesss.

They do practice cannibalism, refusing to let a slain enemy go to waste... but really... just want to live in total tranquility in their forests.
I played Elder Scrolls Online... OMG those Bosmer are a bunch of tree-huggers.

I wanted to have something to eat after a long day of questing, but my Bosmer wife has been out tree-hugging all day.
by SirQuestinghood November 11, 2013
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