dick tree

Being the biggest fucking complete jack ass ever.Being arrogant and cocky in an annoying fashion.

Josh Vella says that Matt Vella isn't home from school yet, therefore Matt Vella is a dick tree.

by Mike Reilly March 16, 2005

tree skin dick

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.

by libby2013 July 7, 2016