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Trauma Queen

1. A person who frequently uses past trauma(s) to justify everything they do, or don't do.
2. A person whose traumatic perception of the past has rendered them almost creepily secretive and closed off in even the most mundane of situations and interactions.
3. A person thrives on constantly putting themselves in harm's way.
I don't know why Jessica has to be such a trauma queen about everything, did you see the way she just looked at me? All I did was ask her if she liked camping... is there some kind of horrible childhood wilderness event that I was supposed to know about?
by Sweet Reverie June 14, 2011
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trunalimunumaprzure

The sound that comes from your mouth when you are in way over your head and the dementia is pushing you deeper.
I'll lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure.
by ElJefecito October 30, 2020
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Trauma Bomb

To unload trauma onto a person suddenly
'He asked me how my day was and I trauma bombed the shit out of him'-Fi
by FiFi69 July 6, 2021
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Developmental Trauma

The experience of one (or multiple) traumatic events in one's childhood which leaves a mental scar, impacting them for the rest of their lives.

Usually comes from abuse, assault, verbal abuse, etc.
I have developmental trauma because of my ex stepdad.
by D-Monkey February 26, 2018
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trunalimunumaprzure

Adjeverbnoun:
• Sound, action, blubbering a demented puppet makes when attempting to spew lies and deceit any time he's in front of a microphone.
• One who often confuses his sister for his wife. May be seen smelling small children. Prefers Chinese children but will settle for anything under 15.
• One that's often confused by saying one thing then contraindicating that exact same statement with it's opposite.

• Father of a corrupt US domestic terrorist in a political family money laundering schemer.

Synonymous with phrases such as:

"Cause if you could take care, if you were a quartermaster, you can sure in hell take care runnin' a, you know, a department store uh, thing, you know, where, in the second floor of the ladies department or whatever, you know what I mean?"
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, All men and women created … by the — you know — you know the thing.”
"I'm sick and tired of smart guys!"
"I'll lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure."
by TKO2020 October 30, 2020
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Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder

The overwhelming feelings of anxiety and panic that insue upon waking the day after Christmas. Typically related to buyers remorse, over eating,empty bank account and the pile of dirty dishes waiting to be washed in the kitchen.
Jamie: " Amy I don't know what to do! I've put on 10 pounds, my kitchen is a mess and I checked our bank account on line and we're in overdraft! To make matters worse, the Kindle Fire I paid $250.00 for is on sale...... half off!"

Amy: " Damn girl, you better call a shrink. Sounds like your suffering from Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder."
by cheer1 December 26, 2012
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lay one traumatic

A bowel movement which causes extreme mental and physical anguish
Aidan: Are you alright mate? You look a bit pale and shaken
Tom: I just laid one traumatic
Aidan: Oh... I'm sorry

When you lay one traumatic there is a chance you might never completely recover
by jimmybarton August 29, 2009
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