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Transpondster

The incorrect term used by the character Rachel Greene(Jennifer Aniston) on the television show "Friends" for the job of the character Chandler Bing, a.k.a "Ms. Chnandler Bong" (Matthew Perry). The job has something to do with the WENUS. Which makes Chandler very unhappy.
Ross: What is Chandler Bing's Job?
Rachel: Oh! I know! I know! He's a...a...he's a transpondster!
Monica: THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!!!
by Alex Stringer November 9, 2005
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fart transplant

Placing your buttocks tightly against another persons buttocks and passing gas.
I performed a fart transplant on my wife in bed last night
and she didn't think it was very funny.
by Rick M July 22, 2006
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Transplants

Someone not originally from an area.
The Okies who moved to California in the 1930s were transplants. Their kids that were born in California were first generation Californians.

The family from Ohio were transplants to Florida. Their kids were born in Ohio, so their kids were transplants to Florida.

The guy/girl was from a town 30 minutes away from where he/she lived, so he/she was a transplant to the town, but not to the state.
by Solid Mantis May 11, 2020
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Full Transparency

A hollow, largely unfulfilled claim often made in the context of important Political, Business or other social conditions that require exhaustive and accurate detail disclosure for reliable decision making.
So, when did the president LAST test COVID negative, BEFORE testing positive?
Well, He's the most tested man on the planet.
Right, but that response doesn't answer the question.
The president would NEVER knowingly attend any event if he had tested positive.
Of course not. Again, that's not an answer.
This president loves America and would NEVER do ANYTHING to put ANYONE in avoidable jeopardy.
(Full Transparency: He was awaiting confirmation of a positive screening test when he attended SEVERAL large indoor gatherings during which the recommended social distancing and mask wearing guidelines were COMPLETELY IGNORED...and that's why nearly 50 White House staff have tested COVID positive)
by YAWA October 9, 2020
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transponster

Originating on a "Friends" episode, Rachel incorrectly names Chandler's data processing job as a "transponster". Transponster is now commonly used to describe an office job not clearly defined as one role/responsibility, but a combination of data entry and analysis. This sort of role is difficult for the employee to describe to friends or family, often sounding boring, confusing or both to those outside the office environment.
Working in the revenue department of a hotel, the e-commerce specialist is often found performing a number of tasks outside of "e-commerce". These tasks can include forecasting, reporting, data entry and analysis, along with a monotony of other day-to-day tasks. Not easily defined, she is commonly referred to as a "transponster" by friends and coworkers.
by Sara Jameson April 22, 2007
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Transparent closet

When somebody is quite obviously gay, but won't admit it.
Person A: I'm not gay, i just love wearing dresses and listening to Justin Bieber!

Person B: Stop living a lie, you're in a transparent closet!
by tamoshaolanmean May 16, 2010
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Transparent

Adj.

allowing light to pass through it so objects behind can be seen clearly.
Easy to perceive or detect

Having thoughts or motives, easy to perceive
Kara, these other people might not see just how transparent you are. But personally, I see right through you. You are an awful person
by Sir Dong Bong July 28, 2020
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