trainwreck

some very chronic weed. this is the staple of medical marijuana in Oakland, CA.

hey, doc, I hurt right here. I think I need some 'wreck.

by boom boom b July 2, 2004

trainwreck

a nonrhythmic pattern during a DJ set in which two tracks' beats fall out of sync during a mix. A sound similar to shoes in the dryer.

Tommy trainwrecks most of his mixes every weekend at club 621 in greenville, SC.

by Richard Deep February 26, 2003

Trainwrecked

The result of a long evening consuming booze and other mind altering drugs.

Lenny announced at the bar at midnight, " I have just begun to defile myself" . It could only end one way trainwrecked

by BluStarr September 5, 2016

Trainwreck

Someone who has very little idea of what they are doing with their life and is most likely set up for failure.

That girl has serious jealousy problems. Her family life isn't good either. Lets not talk about her grades… If she doesn't do anything about it, she'll be a trainwreck.

by stejedasa July 4, 2015

Trainwreck

When a mishap or coordination issue occurs in sex causing the penis to bend.

My boyfriend got a trainwreck last night. He was plowing my ass so hard he didn't notice when his dick slipped out and stabbed my taint.

by Mouthy Broadcast September 14, 2016

trainwrecker

A person who makes a disaster. One who fucks up all the time.

"Your a trainwrecker all the damn time!"

"You don't wanna go near her, she's a trainwrecker."

by Eljr August 25, 2015

trainwreck

Sex between 3 men and a woman in which one man inserts his penis in her vagina, a different man enters her anus, and the third member receives a blowjob from her at the same time.

Your mom got trainwrecked last night when those 3 guys from bingo night all had sex with her at the same time.

or

What happened to "secret" when Phyllis and May piled on him!

by sunshine September 19, 2004