toys r us

if you want to feel like your owned by
low life controlling poofters just work at toys r us.
oh yeah..and if you think about getting a job there..
you got more chance of getting money by finding it on the ground. dont work at toys r us.

unless you're gay.

"hey do you work at toys r us?
"yeah"
"can i just get this? in the catelogue?"
"nah im sorry we're sold out..again"
"you iz faggotz"
"yeah we know"

by Lioncage December 29, 2006

Toys "R" Us

A retailer that filed for bankruptcy in 2017 and closed all of its stores in 2018

I miss Toys "R" Us.

by JulieFayePrice October 9, 2020

Toys R Us

Nothing

Me: Remember Toys R Us?
Them: What the fuck is that??

by FlappyDong September 7, 2018

Toys R Us

A store that was made in the 30s, but was killed off because of expensiveness. All Toys R Us stores are closed in the US.

"I want to be a Toys R Us kid!"

by PI55 September 3, 2018

toys r us

my childhood

person 1: toys r us
person 2: yes i agree 😀

by kyra_sussybaka May 14, 2022

Toys R Us

A good place to shop or work if you want to have nightmares as an adult.

TV: "Buy a new Skylanders game and get two free Skylanders, but only if you buy from Toys R Us, where --"

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! *burns TV down*

by ShutUpImMe June 5, 2016

Toys r us

A great place to kidnap children.

"Let's go to Toys r us to kidnap kids!"
"Kidnap? Won't we get arrested?"
"No silly! I'm a cop myself"

by johnboy6837 May 18, 2017