A man who forgets his obligations at his job, can't play Rocket League, and simps his girlfriend instead of helping his friends.
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A competition with a group of guys where the participants goal is to accumulate the most collective poundage of females in one night. Thus, it is beneficial to aim for whales as opposed to regular girls because 1 whale could be equivalent to 3 normal females (actual weighing of girls is optional).
Me and my uncle Jake has a fishing tournament last night. I harpooned my first whale at a cool 195, his at 180. However, his second whale was a blue whale aka the deadliest catch, weighing in at 215. I couldn't compete with my uncle since my second catch was only 170. Total score: Uncle Jake= 395lbs Remulus 365lbs
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Get the fishing tournament mug.Tyler: Hey, I'm thinking about having a 2k tournament later is anyone interested?
TJ: Yeah I'm dirrrty at 2k! I'll bring Alex, Griffen and Wessley too!!
TJ: Yeah I'm dirrrty at 2k! I'll bring Alex, Griffen and Wessley too!!
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Get the Tournament mug.Worst Unreal Tournament ever. Completely butchered the feel of the game, upset the weapon balance, and included a paltry number of maps and a bunch of useless gametypes. Unreal Tournament 2004 fixed all the wrongs done in UT2k3, but unfortunately wasn't able to woo back all the players alienated by UT2k3.
Basically, UT2k3 showed off Unreal Engine 2's new graphics, while UT2k4 used those graphics to illustrate a game worthy of the Unreal Tournament series.
Basically, UT2k3 showed off Unreal Engine 2's new graphics, while UT2k4 used those graphics to illustrate a game worthy of the Unreal Tournament series.
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Get the unreal tournament 2003 mug.A gathering of hockey teams usually a great distance away to compete for 1st place. It is the most dreaded time for a hotel. Seeing that hockey is played mostly by teens, havoc surely follows. Havoc includes: destruction of rooms, destruction of pool, innocent people getting hurt, police calls, pranks, elevator shut downs, security patrolling halls, ban from restraunts, locker room destruction, loud music, smeel of equipment, stolen objects, destruction of restraunts, employees made fun of, urine in pool, sauna shut downs, early curfew, and even the rare fire starting.
It sounds crazy but usually only 1 team per hotel do this. So if your at a hotel don't be too worried, just be on the lookout. And plan vacations accordingly to the following, Hockey Tournaments are usually played (ones surrounded by "*" are to be avoided at any costs):
Labor Day Weekend
Presidents Day Weekend
*2nd or 3rd week in March (end of year tournament)*
Christmas
Halloween
*THANKSGIVING*
It sounds crazy but usually only 1 team per hotel do this. So if your at a hotel don't be too worried, just be on the lookout. And plan vacations accordingly to the following, Hockey Tournaments are usually played (ones surrounded by "*" are to be avoided at any costs):
Labor Day Weekend
Presidents Day Weekend
*2nd or 3rd week in March (end of year tournament)*
Christmas
Halloween
*THANKSGIVING*
Guy 1: Want to hang out this weekend?
Guy 2: Sorry, man. I'm off to a hockey tournament.
Guy 1: What are you going to do?
Guy 2: Play hockey and cause havoc in the hotel.
Guy 2: Sorry, man. I'm off to a hockey tournament.
Guy 1: What are you going to do?
Guy 2: Play hockey and cause havoc in the hotel.
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