Cycling event that happens every year in France in july gathering hundreds of cyclists from all around the world. It's a competition dominated by Lance Armstrong: an American who win the Tour 7 times in a row.
by adam July 26, 2005
The Olympic game look-alike sporting event in France, gathering hundred of cyclists from quite all around the world every year (28 countries in 2005). Thousands of miles through the scenery of pretty cities and countrisides in France and border countries such as Spain or Germany
Eddy Mercx from Belgium is one of the legends of the Tour de France (five times winner)
But greatest ever is LANCE ARMSTRONG. He is the only man to win the Tour seven (7) times
But greatest ever is LANCE ARMSTRONG. He is the only man to win the Tour seven (7) times
by adam July 24, 2005
When a man and women ride a bike with pegs down the street, and the women is riding and the guy is on the pegs. the man proceeds to fuck the girl in the ass while the bike is going. they do this around the block a few times.
Alex: dude i did the Tour de France with the hot babe from last night!
Brennon: no way! that's awesome!
Brennon: no way! that's awesome!
by housemusic4lif January 14, 2010
An international sporting event for evaluating new performance enhancing drugs, blood doping, masking agents, and other forms of cheating. Also a simultaneous event in which the chemistry people try to develop testing techniques to catch the cheating from the first event. Some cycling is also apparently involved.
See: amphetamines, erythropoietin, growth hormone, steroids, testosterone
See: amphetamines, erythropoietin, growth hormone, steroids, testosterone
There are two types of competitors in the Tour de France -- cheaters, and those that haven't been caught (yet).
by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv October 02, 2006
n. Any pursuit that seems pointless, needlessly difficult, lacking in spectator appeal, and corrupt.
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WE are going to bring a planeload of Canadians down to the casino for an ice-curling tournament.
Isn't that kind of a tour de france?
Isn't that kind of a tour de france?
by gnostic 1 May 19, 2013
Verb. The physical act of biking to a friends house, in the user of the comment ususally means the trip would be long and difficult.
by firefighterbob October 29, 2005
To go on a Drug Binge.
Popularized after it was found that Lance Armstrong went drug binging when people thought he was going to Tour de france
Popularized after it was found that Lance Armstrong went drug binging when people thought he was going to Tour de france
Michael: Yo man, what are you doing tonight?
Steve: I am going to Stacy's party and afterwards, we are all gonna go for tour de france.
Steve: I am going to Stacy's party and afterwards, we are all gonna go for tour de france.
by UrbanLegendX October 24, 2012