topsykrest

A person that is bad at fortnite and doesn’t know how to be a good teammate. Bad at everything actually.

Dang. Fucking jimmy is such a topsykrest

by Wayste8 June 26, 2019

topsail steamer

A steamy shit taken directly on a woman's chest after a nasty shellfish dinner at the beach.

Man, I gave that bitch a classic Topsail Steamer last night....a real mud river

by TheRealDonJ June 10, 2018

TRY-SARAH-TOPS

When Sarah tried too hard to be cool. Try-Sarah-Tops, much like the ancient dinosaur it's something you wish to never meet in this lifetime however, like the "dinosour," every now and then we have to endure Sarah like a long boring documentary, sleeping your way though the whole interaction.

Try-Sarah-Tops: Tried way too hard.

Everyone else: ZzZzZz

by Sarah's neighbour August 27, 2021

tops blooby

awesome, cool, rad

SHMAOZAO this bear is tops blooby

by finn human December 11, 2013

Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

A joke popular with people who oppose communism or socialism (or otherwise any kind of planned economy), referencing how former Chilean army general, Augusto Pinochet was notorious for throwing the dead bodies of commies into the ocean out of a helicopter.

Person 1: Ya know, Marx was right, we should abolish private property
Person 2: Heh, you should sign up for one of Pinochet's Helicopter Tours

by icantthinkofausername777 February 25, 2021

Topsy

A celebratory collision of two persons’ open palms; the cooler, more hip term for high five. It is most commonly used by intellectuals, scholars, or just general cool people.

John: “Yo man hit me up with a topsy.”
Mike: “For sure bruh, nothing’s cooler than topsies with the boys.”

by Clifford the Cuul Cat September 24, 2019

camp Timber tops

THe best place ever. Seriously. Fun, Friends, Cheesey campfires. They have it all. My heart will always live there, my memories stay forever, friends friends friends, we will always be.

WARNING! After leaving one might expirience campsickness, waking up and knowing whether its a red or white day, hoping olypics or pioneer days will break out soon, having the urge to break into song every five minutes, saying camp jokes and wondering why no one else is laughing,and still singing the alma-mater every night before bed
After returning to your summer home, you will expeirience sheer excitement, mild screaming, hugging laughing, adn smiling so much your jaws hurt. You will also expirience crazyness, and joy, please contact your brain to see if camp timber tops is right for you.

by the camp gal October 9, 2011