Dick Touch

Dick Touch - When a man uses the bathroom but doesn't wash their hands after they have touched their dick, then touch many other things. Everything that they touch after now has "Dick Touch" transferred to it. Everything they touch, now has dick touch on it. The world has dick touch everywhere.

A man used the rest stop bathroom but refused to turn on the water to wash his hands after urinating. The man had concerns about turning the sinks faucet handles to wash his hands because the handles would definitely be covered in many other mens dick touch.

by CaptainFamous June 2, 2019

Dick touch december

Since boys can slap girls asses in October,and touch their tits in november,girls can now touch boys dicks all through december

Abbie:"i touched mathew's dick!"
Clare:"and he just let you?"
Abbie:"yea,because its dick touch december"

by 911flightattendent October 11, 2020

dick trough

Where a penis goes to quench its thirst. An orifice. Mouth, Vagina, anus

Also “Cock Trough”

“Shut your fucking dick trough, Debby”

by 3l Duderin0 December 13, 2022

touch a boy dick day

u got a pass to touch any boy dick

go up to a boy in touch his dick its National touch a boy dick day

by Jaybird the goat October 21, 2019

touch a boy dick day

it means that u got a pass to touch a boy dick on October 25 cause its National touch a boy dick day

walk up to a boy in his dick cause it National touch a boy dick day

by Jaybird the goat October 21, 2019

Touch a boy dick day

On October 25 its touch a boy dick day

go up to a boy in touch his dick cause its National touch a boy dick day

by Jaybird the goat October 21, 2019

dick cookie touch down

Hot and Gooey. Fresh out of the oven. When the home team scores ,Cum on a girl's face while you're eating a cookie and watching football.

My girlfriend was pissed when i gave her a dick cookie touch down.

by The Black Muffin Man November 13, 2013