totnesia

An area of the town totnes, hence the name given to inhabitants of this part of town are called totnesians. It has a close association with the word amnesia.

Do you live in Totnesia?
i think so if my memory serves me correctly!

by Charlie watts October 16, 2008

Pulling a Tooney

A poor excuse to get out of doing something that thus person is too shy, lazy, or unsociable to do. Named after the infamous Daniel Toone (1991 AD).

Or pulling a member of society called Toone by the hair, either on head or pubic region.

Pulling a Tooney - "I can't come out, I have jetlag."

"I had to sign out, I thought I was ill but it turns out I was just hungry"

E.G Tooney is one lazy bastard, thus the term Pulling a Tooney to get out of something.

by chubbyfunster March 29, 2010

Toney Pompano

Someone who appears totally normal until they go in for a kiss. Then their mouth becomes strange and down-turned, their chin becomes wrinkly and their puckered lips don't quite touch but instead just awkwardly expose their teeth.

karen: How was your date with Chevaps last night?

Lindsay: Oh man, it was good until he went in for a kiss and turned all Toney Pompano on me.

Karen: OOOOOOHHHHH DEAAAAAARRRRR... let's get you to sanitation services immediately.

by Thatsawrapsatbalkenchevaps June 21, 2009

crotey totey

Surfer lingo, indicating a state of balance and benevolence in the current state of things. Often spoken regarding the state of waves and weather, but can be used in most scenarios.

"Dude, how's it hanging?"
"Chahaww, man, it's all crotey totey!"

by Jiggybiggle January 25, 2019

Totey

A person without a soul.
They hate the world and all in it. They require help to love.
They eat cacti and do not enjoy walks.
They NEED to be segregated.

She's heartless. She must be a Totey.

by Carli 1254 March 30, 2011

Totey McGote

The act of giving a blowjob while standing on your head, while your partner poops on your big toe.

OMG, Stacy just gave Collie a Totey McGote. She must be pretty flexible.

by Dasssss Booooooooot November 29, 2013

Toney

The most handsome guy I've ever met. Every where he goes women want him. He's always been the most cutest boy all through out his life and knows it and doesn't care. He may have his flaws but he is smart, strong, charming, sexy, a natural leader and above all an adonis. Gots huge balls and a huge schlong as well. Doesn't need you as much as you need him. Toney is a rare specimen and you'll never find any other man that is as handsome and as cool as he is.

Damn that female police officer just gave Toney her phone number. I wish I was him but i'm not because I'm ugly, gay and have a frightened turtle between my legs.

by LUVuTONEY February 6, 2010