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Tesco Value Vodka

Oh sweet aqua vitae!

Britain's cheapest vodka brand, only available in Tesco stores.

It has become the staple alcoholic beverage of students and tramps across the United Kingdom, usually mixed with equally low budget soft drinks.

When exposed to freshers this beverage, above all others, has been proven to result in events of great hilarity and/or death.

Many theories surrounding the actual ingredients of this mythical elixir exist, it is most probably fermented primarily from the alcohol soaked clothing of dead Irish men - giving it that slight after taste of Guinness... and corpse.
Adam: "Have you seen Xander recently?"

Ben: "Aye, last night, he'll be out of it for a while though - he downed a bottle of Tesco Value Vodka"

Adam: "Oh S###! What happened?"

Ben: "He got naked and spent the entire evening singing Burlington Burtie then tried to burn down Kings"
by Freols May 18, 2009
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tesco connection

a very crappy and laggy internet connection which causes havoc in multiplayer.
me: wtf the guy just lagged across the screen and killed me

friend : he must have a 2 bar tesco connection then.
by volound September 19, 2009
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Used to say that thing are very awesome
Tosome is a short word for: Totally awesome.

And the word is totally awesome.
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Baba Tesco

To steal from Tesco
Babatise did a Baba Tesco last week
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tosca

Tosca comes from the name of an Opera. She is beautiful and smart. She is quirky sometimes but will be serious when the situation is necessary. Her laugh is very bright and she won't judge people. Most Tosca's are known as the nerds of the school, but love to be on their own and are often reluctant to step out of their comfort zone. They may seem mature and quiet but can really party when they want to.
"Wow she is smart."

"Yeah, that's Tosca."
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tesco meal deal

The British national meal, usually perfected by a sandwich, a pack of crisps and a coke.

Fuck roast beef lol
Bro what are u having for Sunday Lunch

Dude I’m having a Tesco Meal Deal

That’s well cool mate
by #virgin October 15, 2019
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