touches

See: molest.

The rapist Kobes women and touches little children.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

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Tascheschlampe

In German: a pocket slut

Zach S. ist ein Tascheschlampe!!!

by LoganHighGermanClass December 9, 2008

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touchess

A hebrew slang for ass

Mostly used by ashkenazi jewish old granparents
Also Rebeccas' mom on Crazy ex girlfriend uses it occasionaly

Old jewish grandma: Get your touchess over here you lazy lazy girl!

by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018

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National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day

On November 14th, A girlfriend is allowed to touch her boyfriends butthole without any sa Good and questions!

Ava: “Colin, it’s National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day! Give me your butthole!”

by avaclose November 13, 2020

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Touches kids

Any object, event or other thing that is so awful, so unpleasant or of such poor quality that if it were a person it would actually interfere with small children.

"Hey Bob, have you heard Pink's new album?"

"No way Joey, she's fucking shit. ALL her music touches kids".

Typically used when something is so bad it not only sucks cock and blows goats, it touches kids as well.

by Fryer MarsBar May 9, 2009

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