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torpedoed

1. To discourage a girl from giving some action to a male friend

Being torpedoed is similar to being cockblocked, but the culprit is another male friend who is also interested in the same girl. Usually the girl is less interested in that other friend; therefore, he tries to ruin his friend’s chances too.
WTF? Ken just torpedoed Keith's chances with Trinity. That was just a damn mean thing to do!
by Hardin Long April 14, 2004
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torpedoed the lifeboat

When someone deliberately burns a source of help (an employee, friend, etc.) out of spite or stupidity. Similar to burning a bridge, this happens when someone is so short-sighted, they don't realize the effect their negative actions will have on their lives and the lives of others.
I wonder what Jeanne is going to do for computer help now that she fired Alex for no reason whatsoever. Man, she really torpedoed the lifeboat.
by zerodark November 17, 2010
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torpedoe surfing

When your dog goes surfing for "treats" in the cat's litter box.
Damn, Fido's breath smells like ASS. He's got litter hanging from his jowl - he must've gone torpedoe surfing.
by artsyfartsygyrl May 1, 2006
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torpedoes

1) n. The tips of one's fingers after wiping, but prior to washing. IE Your fingers when they have shit on them.

2) n. A game involving sticking your shit covered finger tips in someone's face.
1) Upon picking my nose, I realized I forgot to wash my torpedoes. Damn...

2) I stuck my fingers in my friend's mouth and shouted, "Torpedoes!" and ran away. He soon caught me and beat the shit out of me...
by Captain Sex Offendor September 17, 2006
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While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.
Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.
by Red Dragon October 18, 2003
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Damn the Torpedoes

A stupid saying used by has-been chess players in an attempt to be cool.

Those who use this saying often have older sisters that are gang-banged by their friends.
Corbin: Damn the torpedoes!
Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!
by Conor February 16, 2005
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Damn the Torpedoes

A saying that isn't real and is really gay and stupid. Commonly used by has-been chess players who want to sound cool.
Corbin: Damn the torpedoes
Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!
by Conor May 13, 2005
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