Toque

American derogatory term for a Canadian.

Colin is a #%*@ing toque.

by CA-707hype November 2, 2009

Toque

A hopelessly over lapping, over whelming, never ending for skin of a fat man's penis.

"Damn your toques over whelming" "never seen anything like it" "yo dude, put that thing away" "what is that?"

by Choomba woomba August 22, 2018

Toque

The correct spelling and pronunciation of beanie, as in the knit hat used in Canada, especially one with a pom pom on top.

Mentally retarded Canadian: Beanie.
All the not retarded Canadians around them: It's toque, bitch.

by Am I Steve? July 18, 2019

toque

a close-fitting knitted Canadian hat, often with a tassel or pom-pom on the crown. Also slang for a condom

Put a toque on your hockey stick, eh!

by Kingdragonfly August 23, 2021

Toque smoocher

A girl that refuses to give head without a condom.

Man she was about to give me a bloken, but she pulled a condom out right before! Shes a toque smoocher!

by Toque smoocher March 2, 2010

toque head

When you've worn a toque (beanie) for too long and it causes you head to get itchy.

I had to take off my toque. I was getting a major case of toque head

by J.Bok April 19, 2018

toque toke

A toque toke is the ultimate method for inhaling cannabis when smoking Canada's most luscious ganja strains. What you gotta do is purchase a very large toque/beanie and pull it over your entire head. Then get your buds to take big fat rips on their bongs and exhale under the toque. The aim is to get as much smoke percolated up inside your face toque as possible.

(this is also called a BEANIE TOKE)

someone concerned: hey, are you alright? You look extremely unwell....

Michael: Naaaaaah dude...I took a toque toke last night at the bonfire.

by b0$$-4$$-b1+(H October 30, 2018