Head apparel enthusiast, total playa and overall badass. Expert driver but can pilot if necessary. Enjoys excessive speed. Knows importance of Bros before Hoes. Good in bed. However, shit at pool.
by #bigdickedzak August 30, 2013
Get the Topee mug.When your oldest sister cuts her toenails and you shove them up your urethra and then let them sauté in your urethra juice for about 4.5 hours then pee them back into your sisters mouth
Pronounced: Two - Pee - Thurr
Pronounced: Two - Pee - Thurr
"Me and my sis were bored so we definitely pulled a topeethur. My pee was blue from her toenail paint. It was stellar."
by Matt Markel May 21, 2008
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Most commonly used to describe the likelihood for the occurrence of camel toe based on clothing choice.
Additionally used in reference to a persons ability to cultivate an impressive camel toe or show high level camel toe presentation.
Additionally used in reference to a persons ability to cultivate an impressive camel toe or show high level camel toe presentation.
I bet that hot yoga class is just oozing toetential with all those sweaty moms in yoga pants.
Girl, in those bike shorts you are living up to your ultimate toetential.
Girl, in those bike shorts you are living up to your ultimate toetential.
by BabyDuaneReade October 7, 2018
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by arod6900 June 10, 2008
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Get the Jam toetee mug.A major aspect of driving in Mexico, where large speed bumps — called "topes" — frequently appear in the middle of a major road, often without any sign or other warning.
The topeness of the Transpeninsular is really killing my Mazda — I think I lost the muffler in in San Vicente.
by Inkmine July 27, 2007
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