Topee

Head apparel enthusiast, total playa and overall badass. Expert driver but can pilot if necessary. Enjoys excessive speed. Knows importance of Bros before Hoes. Good in bed. However, shit at pool.

Oii slow down, you are driving like a topee

by #bigdickedzak August 30, 2013

Topeethur

When your oldest sister cuts her toenails and you shove them up your urethra and then let them sauté in your urethra juice for about 4.5 hours then pee them back into your sisters mouth

Pronounced: Two - Pee - Thurr

"Me and my sis were bored so we definitely pulled a topeethur. My pee was blue from her toenail paint. It was stellar."

by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

Toetential

Most commonly used to describe the likelihood for the occurrence of camel toe based on clothing choice.

Additionally used in reference to a persons ability to cultivate an impressive camel toe or show high level camel toe presentation.

I bet that hot yoga class is just oozing toetential with all those sweaty moms in yoga pants.

Girl, in those bike shorts you are living up to your ultimate toetential.

by BabyDuaneReade October 7, 2018

tolete

Originally used to describe what cops use as a billy-club, but used by Cubans to describe the penis.

Alex got his zipper stuck on his tolete.

by arod6900 June 10, 2008

Topeted

Being completely drunk on the floor, giving two thumbs up!

Drunk Shitfaced Topete Topeted

by Topeted January 12, 2014

Jam toetee

Docking, the act of placing your penis into another man's penis. Origin= Trinidad, trini

That old man Tony is playing jam toetee again.

by Shrimpshooter February 1, 2019

topeness

A major aspect of driving in Mexico, where large speed bumps — called "topes" — frequently appear in the middle of a major road, often without any sign or other warning.

The topeness of the Transpeninsular is really killing my Mazda — I think I lost the muffler in in San Vicente.

by Inkmine July 27, 2007