Top Shelf

Anal sex in the doggy style position.

Before paying for dinner, Jason asked Julie if she goes "top shelf".

by Mcguiness January 21, 2015

Top Shelf

Verb - The act of dropping a steaming dump into the water tank of a toilet. It's very important to replace the tank cover and leave the room as if nothing happened. Each future flush will reinvigorate the stench of slowly eroding water tank dump.

Frat Guy 1, "Did you end up fighting those guys at that party last night?"

Frat Guy 2, "Naw, I top shelfed those bastards... they'll be smelling that fudge for weeks!"

by vandyu97 February 19, 2009

Top Shelf

taking a shit in the top part of a toliet. See upperdecker

Dude lets go I just top shelfed the place.

by Daddy November 12, 2003

Top Shelf

to go poop in the top part of a toilet, ensuring a funky odor for days and plenty of laughs.

i took a top shelf in stves toilet hell be pissed

by max powers March 22, 2003

Top Shelf

When a chick is on her knees taking it Doggy Style, and you pull out your shleeb and shove it into her unsuspecting ass. Sneak attach anal sex.

"Dude, I was fucking that mexican farm pig for like two hours". "Her slot pocket got so loose I had to go top shelf to feel anything".

by Kevin M. Breunig August 21, 2007

Top Shelf

Taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. Reserved only for the worst of enemies. (See "Smite") Also ("BF")

I gave that fucker a Top Shelf and now he dont fuck with me no more.

by Hector Projector April 7, 2003

Top Shelf

The best possible outcome or an exceptionally good product or action.

Nice backfill tommy that was Top Shelf.

by AIthirteen January 25, 2016