Top Gear

Bomb ass weed.

Jeremy Clarkson was once recorded on top gear.

by Jack Spank9049 February 9, 2023

Top Gear

A program created to give Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond an excuse to go on road trips and bum each other all the live long day.

Jeremy: 'Hey Richard from Top Gear, do you want to go to Bolivia?'
Richard: '...why?'
Jeremy: 'So me, you and James can have hot jungle sex'
James: I'll bring the lube.
Richard: Daaaamn, okay.

by Babababush October 4, 2010

Top Gear rule

An important rule of thumb to consider throughout life: when a footballer (that's soccer for Americans) buys a particular object, frequents a particular place or anything like it, it's probably time to move on, lest you become considered tasteless by association.

The Top Gear rule states that ultra-expensive supercars that only footballers can afford are not cool, because footballers are most often tasteless wankers.

by kikanjuuneko March 18, 2007

Top Gear Totty

The line of titty owners that stand behind Clarkson, Hammond and May while doing their piece to the camera during filming an episode of the eponymous TV show.

"Just look at that pieve of top gear totty just behind Clarksons's fat stupid face".

by farge bofflenerp October 26, 2009

Top Gear Fail

When something is so terrible as to be equivocal to Top Gear America; it is a "top gear fail."

Meghan's attempt at cooking dinner was so terribly inedible it was nothing short of a top gear fail.

by P&R2010 March 19, 2011

top gear twist

Masturbating whilst driving at speed. Feeling horny whilst travelling

I was on the way to London so had a 'top gear twist' on the way.

by Jayboy86 September 8, 2022

top gear challenge

watching the UK TV programme "top gear", your challenge is to look for black people in the audience.Jeremy clarkson is a racist.

top gear challenge is when the camera pans round the audience try to spot anyone who isn't white. Jeremy Clarkson is a racist

by top gear June 25, 2008