Meghan’s Law 

Wayyy worse than Megans Law. The ultimate act of perving. Can’t get any more perverted.

You always have to bring it to that Meghan’s Law level.

Meghan’s Law by Meghan’s bff January 29, 2019

Meghan’s Truth 

A version of a story which exists entirely in your head and no one else has any recollection of it.

I was an only child.

I had siblings but in my mind I was my parents only child and that is my truth despite not being THE truth. This is Meghan’s Truth

Meghan’s Truth by Begusap August 24, 2022

Meghan’s Truth 

It’s whatever one THINKS or erroneously PERCEIVES to be “their truth” often to make themselves the victim of any situation arisen.

‘Recollection may vary’ when it comes to Meghan’s truth!

Meghan’s Truth by Kay Ra October 18, 2022

Megan's Law 

A law that makes paroled sex offenders register, no questions asked.

Bubba had to become a registered sex offender after having sex with a 12 year old girl

Megan's Law by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Megan's Ass 

The most beautiful thing you will ever see. Megan's Ass is a sexy voluptuous piece of art that must be treated well.

Friend 1: Hey man, did you see Megan's Ass last night?

Friend 2: Yeah, holy shit man. I almost passed out, I got so hard.

Megan's Ass by Fantasy World January 22, 2019

Megan's Law CD's 

These are CD's containing the names and addresses and social security numbers and other identifers of those convicted of any conduct an extreme right wing, neofascist majority wishes to define as any sex offense. This is a specific category of humans targeted for sub-human treatment and status by a modern day lynch mob. Being seen naked by a peeping Tom or Toni, through your own window, could make you into a sex offender, and, thereafter, you will be equated with those who molest little children and then murder them. The issuance of the Megan's Law CD is to ensure and even encourage societal vigilanteeism and vengeance, while officially discouraging it with idle threats of prosecutions that will never be brought. Megan's Law is a societal overreaction to a horrible reality society is causing--sex offenders--and it a by-product largely of hysteria fanned by law enforcement and extreme right wing politicos who wish to capitalize on the climate of fear they say they will save you from with even harsher and more severe, Draconian, modern-day Blue Laws. The Megan's Law CD is the 21st Century equivalent of the Witch Hunts of Salem. It doesn't protect the public it only creates a niche for imposing targeted but condoned cruelty, often against marginalized citizens with severe health care needs but no real threat to society.

Nancy: Did you get your Megan's Law CD's information today?
Betty: Yeah, sure did, now I can go and get that sick pervert on the other side of town and destroy his life! I feel so powerful!
Nancy: What did he do?
Betty: Well, he's a sex offender, that must mean he raped a little infant and cut off her head, after torturing the poor thing for six months!
Nancy: Ah, well, he was, ah, arrested for indecent exposure--he was nekkid on his front lawn, tanked.
Betty: So what! That sick pervert! I want him slaughtered!

Megan's Law CD's by Mrs. Sajuaro September 22, 2006

Megan's Mangled Produce

A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.

Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.

Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.

Megan's Mangled Produce by Veggies69 June 21, 2009