Nutri-Toots

The long duration and high volume farts one gets from eating Nutrisystem foods.

I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farted continuously all the way to work this morning. I was suffering a bad case of Nutri-Toots

by fartman_ April 2, 2009

Nervous Tootsie

The act of taking a very small poop before leaving to go somewhere that does not provide a rest area.

Before getting into traffic Eugene sat down and pushed out a one inch perfectly shaped turd.He often times makes a Nervous Tootsie before leaving the crib.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 8, 2020

Tootsitramp

Tootsitramp is one of the four founders/houses in a Suethor's rendition of Hogwarts. When a Suethor creates a 14 year old sex goddess that makes every boy want her and every girl supremely jealous of her, that damned Suethor has created a Tootsitramp. If you're a boy, you want her. If you're a girl, you envy her with every fiber of your being until it comsumes you and you lash out at her for being so pretty...and if you're Hermione, Tootsitramp will beat you at any and all academics. This special breed of Mary Sue is most commonly known for turning every character in the HP fandom completely OOC (Out Of Character). Common Tootsitramp names are Candy, Candy, Mandy, Bridgette, Bella, Britney and Kristie.

Tootsitramp Sue: Oh, professor!

Professor Snape: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STUDY, YOU IMPUDENT MARY SUE! CRUCIO, CRUCIO, CRUCIO!!!

by Peaseblossom85 July 16, 2006

toothscrape

to accidentally scrape the penis while performing felatio, is incredibly painful for the poor man who is the victim.

Can also be done intentionally, but I would kill the bitch that does that.

Everything was going great until that bitch gave me a toothscrape

by Brian November 1, 2004

tootes

(Archaic slang) An equivalent of "Babe, Doll, Hun" Often heard in old Gangster serials from the 1930's & 40's. Most often associated as 'Mobster slang' with regards to the Chicago Gangsters of old.

Hey Bugsy, make sure tootes isn't around when we knock off the bank.

by The Archaic Millenial November 16, 2018

tootsie roll exchange

When a person (or animal-- see below) defecates directly into the anus of a willing sexual partner. This is accomplished by both partners getting on their hands and knees, or laying on their backs with legs in the air, with their buttocks pressed together. With a lot of patience and experience, an expert pitcher and catcher can oftentimes maintain a back-and-forth for hours of pleasure.

It is widely debated whether or not the Tootsie Roll Exchange happens in nature, or if it is a man-made creation; this has caused a rift in the animal sex-science community, spurring many heated arguments, and even one slap-fight at the annual Animal Sexuality-Science Convention in Zurich (citation needed).

Things started to heat up when she suggested a Tootsie Roll Exchange after just three dates.

by clute April 1, 2011

toots

Term of endearment roughly equivalent to baby.

Note: Only applicable if you live in a black and white movie.

Him: Hiya, toots, whaddya say we blow this joint and head over to the speakeasy?
Her: And how!

by -Al- May 8, 2008