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Toot Toot 

A word to mimic the sound a fart makes.
She farted while twerking and it made a noise like "toot toot".
Toot Toot by KittyPooper May 12, 2022

Toot Toot 

What you say to someone when they start spraying spit while screaming
When your bro stubbs his toe and starts spitting while screaming and you say “Toot Toot”
Toot Toot by Dingleberryking April 28, 2025

toot toot peanut butter

1. Punchline phrase to the children's song and/or finger play that goes:

A peanut sat on a railroad track,
His heart was all a-flutter.
Round the bend came Number 10,
Toot! Toot! Peanut Buttter!

2. Synonomous with "His ass got hammered!".
Football Announcer: Here's the handoff and OOOOH!!! WHAT A HIT!! That's GOTTA hurt!
Viewer at Home: DAYEM! Check out da replay yo! Urlacher's like toot toot peanut butter. That's how we hit in Chicago son.
toot toot peanut butter by JRPinCT December 26, 2008

toot toot yaws 

“toot toot yaws” is a phrase used to express amazement at something, more specifically, the yass that exudes from something. something being referred to as “toot toot yaws” is a compliment!
“wow your hair looks so toot toot yaws today”
what does toot toot yaws mean?”
“check urban dictionary…”
toot toot yaws by Catgirl3000 July 23, 2021

toot toot dat ass 

To violently shake one's ass to the point of either defacation or flatulence, popular amongst young hip urban dwellers.
Girl, break me off a lil sumthin and go awhead and toot toot dat ass for a brutha fo rizzle.
toot toot dat ass by Ass Tooter April 29, 2003

toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug 

The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".
Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap