Toolmate

Toolmate is the word used to describe a roommate who is a giant tool (usually in college). A toolmate will have no opinion of there own but will say shit that they deem as cool but will generally be very poorly received by an audience. They often give off a good first impression but after around a week they begin to show how much of a tool they really are and they drive people insane.

Example 1.

Toolmate: how many of you guys are going to be cock sucking mother fuckers and bow down to that frat instead of driving me to walmart.

Large group of people: .........

Example 2.

Toolmate: dude can i borrow your car i want to take a girl downtown.

roommate of toolmate: uhhh can you drive stick?

toolmate: yeah i can drive stick, dude my first car was a stick shift.

roommate of toolmate: yeah didnt you total that car?

toolmate: yeah dude. your point?

roommate of toolmate: i think that im going to have to pass on letting you borrow my car.

toolmate: OK dude be lame.

by roommate of toolmate August 29, 2009

toolcake

another word for a tool. although its a bit more offensive sounding.

god, kevin is such a fucking toolcake.

by maeora September 26, 2009

toolmaster

One who is proud of being the biggest jackass. Someone who imbraces being a tool.

Joe is such a asstard, he calls himself the toolmaster.

by Rider Joe May 10, 2009

Toolmakerspebbledash

Accidental release because of an over enthusiastic fluffer toolmakerspebbledash.

My father was a fluffer and he was fired for making too many semi eruptions & toolmakerspebbledash messes.

by Wesley Mcstreeting February 8, 2023

toolgazer

To look steadily, intently, and with fixed attention to the male crotch area or hammer - sometimes including man on man, unfortunately.

them faggots tend to be real toolgazers.

by cooter February 11, 2004

The Toymaker

Portrayed by Michael Gough (1966) and Neil Patrick Harris (2023), the Toymaker is a malevolent, powerful being from Doctor Who who ensnared sentient beings in childish games in which he rigged for his own benefit.

He first appeared in the 1966 story titled 'The Celestial Toymaker' and had various comic strips and various Big Finish audios before his latest appearance in the 2023 story 'The Giggle'

TOYMAKER: Oh, but he is recognising me. Are you not ge-pleased, Herr Doktor, to see me again after so many years?
DONNA: Who is he?
DOCTOR: The Toymaker.

by 8harry December 13, 2023