ask.com toolbar

A browser hijacker designed to infect people who just click through the Java installation to save time.

Idiot:I'll install Java to play the game!
*clicks through installation*
Message:Thanks for letting us put the ask.com toolbar/adware on your computer.

by schoolequalsboredom October 7, 2013

Toolbag McFuckface

An insult, for when "tool" doesn't quite encompass the issue.

I'd love to go, but Toolbag McFuckface here is blocking the intersection.

by ivan009 November 27, 2009

Toolbelt

A string of two or more guys following around an attractive female, hoping that their overly eager attitude will get them laid.

The toolbelt is usually used by her to make her seem more attractive, as ploy to impress the guy she is actually interested in.

"So I see Erica brought five dudes to the party. I'm sorry man."
"Ah, don't worry about it, she just brought her toolbelt to try and make me jealous!"

by clint e May 6, 2009

Tooley

A true legend who is absolutely amazing in all fields. His skills vary from amazing defensive work in football or disrupting graphics lessons

Bill:Wow that guy is legendary
Ali: Yeah he's a total tooley

by Number 1 tooley fan June 24, 2010

toolbar-ed

when you install a program and one of the check boxes is for a google,yahoo,ask,etc toolbar and you just jam the next key so it installs it with out you knowing until you open you internet

person 1: ok so i just installed that new pirating program you sugested
person 2: ok now open up your internet and go to www...com
person 1: ok... FUCK! It toolbar-ed me

by versed aaron May 11, 2009

toolbaggery

The extreme or unnecessary display of one's misperceived ability to impress.

Me: Did you see that kid rip his shirt off when he got mad at Sarah?

Marc: Yeah, that was some serious toolbaggery!

by terv February 12, 2007

toolbag

An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.

"That Doug....what a toolbag."

by Greg May 25, 2004