Toobin 

Strokin' it, whackin' it, and all around jackin' it while unknowingly leaving your webcam on during a meeting.

Jeff thought the camera was off during the daily conference call, but little did he know that he was toobin it. Jeff no longer has to join the daily conference call.

Toobin by z-ozzz October 19, 2020

Toobin 

The act of masturbating during a group Zoom call

Jeffrey, please stop Toobin while we have our meeting.

Toobin by @ilDonaldoTrumpo June 14, 2021

toobin 

Masturbating on a video call.

He was fired for toobin on the zoom meeting.

toobin by some_idiot666 October 19, 2020

Toobin 

Whipping out your dong on a zoom call
(Or other live chat platforms)
- Can be done during any occasion but most often done on an office call with colleagues
- Always followed up by saying you were not aware your camera was on at the time the act was preformed

“I’m totally toobin our next boring conference call!”

Toobin by iAMGorman October 19, 2020

Toobin 

Named after THE NEW YORKER contributing staffer, where a dude openly beats his meat on a professional video conference call.

Dude 1: Ever heard of tubesteak?
Dude 2: Yeah, man.
Dude 1: Ever heard of a hot mic?
Dude 2: Yeah....so?
Dude 1: Toobin means beating your dick like that New Yorker guy did on a video call, bruh! It's a hot mic for whacking it off in front of colleagues!
Dude 1: No shit?!?
Dude 2: Deadass, man.

Toobin by Ghsstie_2 October 20, 2020

Toobin 

A definition coined by recent actions of a news reporter who was caught exposing his penis during a conference call on zoom.

To expose your genitals during a zoom, or any other online video conference call.

Person A: Johnny was toobin during our last zoom call.

Person B: Again? That guy is such a pervert!

Toobin by Arty1976 October 19, 2020

toobin 

A term used to describe the act of being caught masturbating on webcam by work colleagues or others that wren't intended to be witnesses of the act.

Bob got caught toobin last week by his boss. He was forced to take a permanent leave of absence afterwards.

toobin by That Guy CC October 20, 2020