Tonsilitis

1. God's gift to blowjobs.

2. An unfair advantage at eating competitions.

Jeff: Hey man guess what!
Bob: What?
Jeff: Sarah has tonsilitis.
Bob: So? Isn't that bad?
Jeff: Let me try this again. Sarah is getting her tonsils removed.
Bob: So? ... Oh. Niiiice.

by DeepthroatMcGoo February 7, 2010

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Tonsils

the skrunkly cat that looks like he took too much cocaine and sounds lie a seal
he's from graystillplays and was made to be a suitor for Spleens

A: whos your favorite graystillplays character?
B: mines probably florida man, australian man, spleens and tonsils
A: nice :D

by clooror wipes April 24, 2022

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Tonsil

A complete useless piece of skin, an insult

As in "you bloody tonsil"

by traxn October 7, 2005

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Tonsil

Act of or recieveing a blow job

dude, chelsea gave me the best tonsil last night

by keri keri January 3, 2009

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[tonsilities]

tonsilities - A Mother who has just been diagnosed with the medical condition tonsillitis - At the same she has many responsibilities.

Extremely contagious through Facebook texting...!

Mother on Facebook - Grrrrrrr I have tonsilities again....!!!!!

Mother's freind response - ME TOO!!!!

by Chrisso.Australia August 6, 2009

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Tonsiled

this refers to gambling, losing all your money plus money that you dont even have and can never get.not only used in sports gambling you can get tonsiled by a casino as well

That missed extra point tonsiled me.

I was dunking but then they brought out a hot dealer and he/she tonsiled me

by REZKILLER February 6, 2004

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