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Tonguing My Balls

A phrase used to describe extreme displeasure with the way other have been treating you and/or acting around you. Can be used instead of/to counter the term "fronting". In desperation of NOT sounding like a broken record, it is acceptable to use other nouns suck as "ass", "tits", "gooch" or "pussy" (for the pissed-off ladies out there).
Gangsta: Yo, why you be frontin', son?

Cool Guy: Fuck you. Why you always gotta be tonguing my balls, bitch?
by The Tail Always Waggles March 13, 2009
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tonguing

To stick ur tongue up a girl's pussy.
"Ooh...ahh...Oh my god!" I screamed as my boyfriend stared tonguing me.
by MWAHAHAHA May 13, 2005
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Tonging

Being Chinese and throwing all over the back of a public bus and then flicking the chunks off of your shirt onto bus patrons.
by Graham January 19, 2004
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snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.
I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?
by The see-ma-wae January 23, 2010
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tonguenastics

Using your tongue in an adventurous way
Like gymnastics, just with your tongue. That means you can twist, wriggle and contort your tongue into many interesting positions.
Wow, she's got some awesome moves with her tongue, a tonguenastics pro for sure.
by fiedelecci November 24, 2013
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snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.
I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?
by The see-ma-wae January 25, 2010
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Tonging

It's like scissoring but for fat people.
Sheila and Cindy, the lesbian couple that weigh a combined 600 pounds, quite enjoy tonging in their free time.
by cornholio37 June 7, 2016
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