Tonge Moor

Tonge Moor is one of the central area's in Bolton, Manchester, (UK). It holds over 300 million takeaway food shops, 2 petrol stations, 17 estates and is entirely bloodstained, residents of Tonge Moor's core area (after the Shell Garage, before Matalan), Eat primarily meat paste from Jars and other microwavable foods.

Alan from Bromley Cross: Did you hear about that murder in Tonge Moor last night?
Judith from Harwood: Which one?

by Emperor_Pimpatine February 13, 2017

Funny Wongy Tongy Time

When you jack off your wong using tongs
Derived from: Twong

I wanted to hang out with Bryan but he found a new masturbation technique called Funny Wongy Tongy Time after he visited the tool section of the store.

by hugetiddynormalgf May 19, 2021

tongyan

A great being of immense magical powers. Once rumored to have ruled the mighty universe. It is believed that it at one time, it wasn't satisfied with its position and decided instead, to become a sweet, delicate angel, while retaining its power. We exist only to wait and see it emerge and reveal those latent powers to us. We have yet to see either.

Hi Tongyan! Wazaa?! (Because, it could be anyone...)

by Victor February 8, 2004

Toney

The most handsome guy I've ever met. Every where he goes women want him. He's always been the most cutest boy all through out his life and knows it and doesn't care. He may have his flaws but he is smart, strong, charming, sexy, a natural leader and above all an adonis. Gots huge balls and a huge schlong as well. Doesn't need you as much as you need him. Toney is a rare specimen and you'll never find any other man that is as handsome and as cool as he is.

Damn that female police officer just gave Toney her phone number. I wish I was him but i'm not because I'm ugly, gay and have a frightened turtle between my legs.

by LUVuTONEY February 6, 2010

tonkey

A Scouse (Liverpool, England)slang word for condom, first made popular in the early 1970s. Probably introduced via sailors (Lpool being a port) and tangentially related to the word: honkey-tonk. You can look up that one yourself.

"Eh, Steve Quinn has robbed a tonkey off 'is brother and thinks ee's dead 'ard."

by Oscar Plankton III October 21, 2004

tonge

a place in Leicestershire, also the name of a particularly clumsy and dense but likeable cheese factory worker - the term 'Tonge', since 1987, became a way of calling someone an ass or a fool, but in a warm and friendly way...

ah u stupid tonge...

by djTonge October 6, 2004

toney

Sensitive, sappy, emotional, or preachy.

"Ayo, that new Kanye single is pretty toney. Why does he always have to talk about Jesus?"

by Funthrax October 28, 2007