wet towelling

Wrapping your penis (or penises) in a wet towel and having intercourse with it.

Ah bro have you ever tried wet towelling in the shower before?

by DibblesJr. December 1, 2015

Towelling

Two meanings:
1. beating someone comprehensively
2. gay locker room antics between homosexual men

1. I towelled that Pontiac at da lights
2. I towelled Gary\'s ass so good after the game

by Hozey April 26, 2005

Toelling

The act of your toes climbing up the flipflop in order to properly put your foot in the flipflop.

I'm toelling, give me a sec and I will be there!

by Nischal May 30, 2018

towelling

when you use a towel to cover yourself while you change out of a swim suit, most often in front of a few people on the deck of a pool

person 1:how did you change out of your swim suit if u didnt go into the locker room?
person 2:towelling
person 1:oh

by tfrey January 21, 2006

Towelliee

Best Prot paladin US and all around Legend.

Some say Towelliee's favorite song is 'Baby by Justin Bieber' but no-one will say it to his face because that cunt will rip your fucking legs off for breathing out of tone.

Towelliee should always be approached with caution and if startled should be ran from before he has the chance to fuck you up.
A wild Towelliee can be tamed using only the rarest and strongest of beers from around the globe.
If seen do not attempt to befriend.

Guy 1: Holy fuck, that dude is huge! Is he eating that Bear?

Guy 2: I think he is...
Guy 1: Wait, is that Towelliee?
Guy 2: Oh fuck! It's Towelliee!
Guy 1: Got any of that Queen's Ale left?
Guy 2: Nope.
Guy 1: oh fuck, RUN!

by Lardimus Prime May 25, 2015

tonelly

Funny,beautiful,goofy and loyal. Sensitive and loves life

Tonelly how could you do that!!

by Abby 16 February 26, 2017

towellie

Towellie: Probably has a shitty man bun. Overly opinionated and doesn’t accept other people’s opinions. Probably broke their leg while wanking. Overall a nice person.

“God did you see Towellies man bun today?”

by Ciks March 9, 2018