Tonsillitis

fucking painful inflamation of your tonsils

makes you feel like your throat is giving birth every time you eat something

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHH TONSILLITIS

by OWWWWWWWW April 25, 2009

tonsil slurp

a deep kiss when the tongue wipes the tonsils

He gave her a good tonsil slurp and she could smell he hadn't scraped his tongue for a week

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

tonsil train

when five or more guys cum on a girls face one after another

i watched the girl get a tonsil train on red tube

by njc9295 January 26, 2009

tonsil bashing man hammer

A huge penis that can reach the tonsils and can also be referred to as a hammer!

Cory: Josh can't get find a tonsil bashing man hammer that will gag him!

Dale: What do you expect, he's a Petro!

by uglycarnie November 23, 2010

toxic tonsils

To have a filthy mouth. To shit talk.

Damn dawg, Obie can't come in this club.
Why not?
He's banned because of his toxic tonsils.

by Venlol November 24, 2009

tonsils

The testicles of the throat, but useless. Sometimes requires a tonsillectomy (neutering) for health reasons.

My mouth got neutered because my tonsils were fucking up my life.

by man in the universe October 30, 2011

tonsil boxing

Giving a girl the shaft.. the deep shaft.. the kind where you grab the back of her head and make sure the back of her throat (tonsil-area) gets knocked around like a punching bag

Man, one more round of tonsil-boxing out of Melissa, and my victory champagne will go all over her!

by Justin Redman January 29, 2004