by SauceEPIC March 12, 2021
Get the Tomas mug.Tomas is your average gonzoogler, however, when night falls, Tomas turns into pac-man and seeks out big men named Tyrone Jaquavious III and guzzles all of their juices. In his free time, he likes squirting ketchup on kindergartners, spreading mayonnaise over himself and then rolling in the sand, and shoving whole pickles into the dickhole. He comes from a long line of holy Christians. Tomas is not invited to the cookout.
Attractive Kindergartner: I have not seen Tomas all day.
Tomas: {squirts ketchup}
Other Kindergartners: {Run}
Tomas: {squirts ketchup}
Other Kindergartners: {Run}
by FGTFVGFGG April 6, 2022
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by Jefferson23 June 28, 2019
Get the Tomas mug.A kid in high school, who no one knows, the only friends he has are the ones he made in elementary school. Most of his friends all girls who have all friend zoned him yet he has had more relationships than you. He's a wannabe hipster fuckboy. He prolly plays some lame sport. Spends his weekends working and doing homework because he has no life but still has average grades because he averages af. He's not that attractive but he thinks he is cause he over 6ft, has a weird/funny but more weird personality. Can't sing. Wears the same shirt every day. Ain't about shit. But you still like, you're too good for him but you still like him and try to convince yourself he's not all that bad but he is all that bad.
Girl 1: Tomas
Girl2: who?
(3rd bff approaches into convo)
Girl3: who we talking about?
Girl 2: Tomas
Girl 3: idk who that is
Girl2: who?
(3rd bff approaches into convo)
Girl3: who we talking about?
Girl 2: Tomas
Girl 3: idk who that is
by smithsmithsmith222 December 23, 2017
Get the Tomas mug.A secretly gay man with a kinky secret. his boyfriend antonio is someone he has to hide from his parents and he tells them that he is just a roommate and that noise is just them gaming.
by john mic February 10, 2020
Get the Tomas mug.A dude so handsome your brain will melt the second you see him. He’s quick-witted and fiercely funny. Tomas cares about other people and is extremely comfortable to hang out with. If you’re lucky enough to have a Tomas in your life, you should thank his mother by sending her pictures of adorable baby animals. Preferably cute little kittens(as Tomas obviously is a cat person). Tomas is the perfect guy.
Some even claim he has supernatural powers.
Some even claim he has supernatural powers.
by honeysugarlump November 15, 2016
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